Acme::Lingua::Pirate::Perl - be writin' thy Perl like a swarthy sea-dog
use Acme::Lingua::Pirate::Perl;
Then use the following bits o' argot to pepper up yer Perl:
be for eq, equal for ==
be
eq
equal
==
seize or steal or plunder for shift
seize
steal
plunder
shift
thrust for push, hurl for pop
thrust
push
hurl
pop
keelhaul or scupper or sink or capsize for die
keelhaul
scupper
sink
capsize
die
curse for warn
curse
warn
the booty or the treasure for @_
the booty
the treasure
@_
the gold or the doubloons for $_
the gold
the doubloons
$_
Davy Jones' Locker for $@, a whale for $! and a hornpipe for $%
Davy Jones' Locker
$@
a whale
$!
a hornpipe
$%
sound off, yell or cry for print
sound off
yell
cry
print
vast for uc, puny for lc
vast
uc
puny
lc
squint at for study
squint at
study
cast off for return, sail off for exit
cast off
return
sail off
exit
You also have a wide range of traditional pirate vocabulary to scatter through your code and make it all the more piratical, although they won't cause anything to actually happen, except perhaps terrifying any landlubbers who happen to read your code.
Arr!
Arrr!
Arrrr!
Yar!
Yarr!
Yarrr! (note the varying levels of emphasis to match your mood...)
Avast!
Shiver me timbers!
Splice the mainbrace!
Yo ho!
Yo ho ho!
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! September 19th be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! An' if thy code ain't shipshape, ye'll be walkin' the plank!
http://www.yarr.org.uk/
Earle Martin <emartin@cpan.org>, but really Simon Wistow <simon@twoshortplanks.com>, because this is a straight rip of his Acme::Lingua::Strine::Perl!
It's all london.pm's fault, of course.
This module is dedicated to Captain Jack Sparrow, the best pirate I have ever seen.
Filter::Simple, Acme::Scurvy::Whoreson::BilgeRat
To install Acme::Lingua::Pirate::Perl, copy and paste the appropriate command in to your terminal.
cpanm
cpanm Acme::Lingua::Pirate::Perl
CPAN shell
perl -MCPAN -e shell install Acme::Lingua::Pirate::Perl
For more information on module installation, please visit the detailed CPAN module installation guide.