Acme::Daily::Fail - generate random newspaper headlines
use strict; use warnings; use Acme::Daily::Fail qw(get_headline); print get_headline(), "\n";
Acme::Daily::Fail provides a single function that when called generates a random newspaper headline which is typical for a certain UK newspaper title.
Not exported by default, takes no parameters, returns a randomly generated headline.
Based on the Daily-Mail-o-matic by Chris Applegate http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/
Chris Williams <firstname.lastname@example.org>
This software is copyright (c) 2010 by Chris Applegate and Chris Williams.
This is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as the Perl 5 programming language system itself.