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技客码
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唐凤 <cpan@audreyt.org>, Ilya Eric Lee <ilya@elixus.org>
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_:
'':
'!': |-
我宁可不将自己归类。
'$': |-
靠这个赚钱！
'(': |-
有时候我会说：
')': |-1
'/': |-
;
'>': |-
我希望将来能说：
'?': |-
连听都没听过...
'@': |-
但是也不一定...
_: |-
5:
'': |-
我看过了，没什么感觉。
'+': ! >-
巴比伦 5 为科幻宇宙提出了一个全新的视角。我每周定期收看。
'+++': ! >-
I am a True Worshipper of the Church of Joe who lives eats breathes and
thinks Babylon 5, and has Evil thoughts about stealing Joe's videotape
archives just to see episodes earlier. I am planning to break into the bank
and steal the triple-encoded synopsis of the 5-year arc.
'++++': |-
I am J. Michael Straczynski
'-': ! >-
This show is sub-par. The acting is wooden, the special effects are
obviously poor quality. In general, it seems like a very cheap Star Trek
ripoff.
'--': >-
You call this Sci-Fi? That is such a load of crap! This show is just a
soap with bad actors, piss-poor effects, and lame storylines. Puh-leese.
_: |-
Babylon 5
C:
'': |-
计算机就祇是工具而已。我用它来做想做的事。
'++': >-
计算机占我生活的一大部份。每天我起床第一件事就是上线。
我在周末玩计算机游戏或联机游戏，但是还不至于让自己被二一。
'+++': |-
网络之外还有别的生活？开玩笑！我已经几周没去上课了。
'++++': |-
我迫不及待想把新的生化界面装到头颅里。
'-': |-
比计算器复杂的东西我就搞不懂了。
'--': |-
开机要按哪里？
'---': |-
如果再提到计算机，我就要抓狂了！
_: |-
计算机
D:
'': |-
我玩过这个游戏，觉得没什么不一样的。
'+': |-
这是个有趣的动作游戏，很适合在下午无聊的时候玩。
'++': |-
我玩过共享软体版、买了正式版，打得还不错。我有时候会下载 PWAD 档玩玩看。
'+++': >-
我每天下载新的 PWAD 档、怪兽更新、武器、音效和应用程序。我是毁灭战士之神。
我闭上眼睛都能在原本的地图上用最高难度破关。
'++++': |-
我是iD Software的员工。
'-': |-
我玩过这个游戏, 觉得实在不怎么样。
'--': |-
这是个超级暴力恶心的游戏。
'---': |-
毁灭战士烂透了。我怀念 Zork。
'----': |-
在我的 Atari 2000 上都有更好的游戏。
_: |-
毁灭战士
DI:
'': |-
我偶尔会看呆伯持，但是很少看懂。
'+': |-
我每天看呆伯持，通常也看得懂。
'++': |-
我的办公室里，就有不少跟呆伯特和他老板神似的人物。
'+++': |-
I am a Dilbert prototype.
'++++': ! >-
I've received mail from Scott Adams. I'm in the DNRC (Dogbert's New Ruling
Class).
'+++++': |-
I am Scott Adams.
'-': |-
Is that the comic about the engineers?
'--': |-
Don't read it, but I think the dog is kinda cute.
'---': ! >-
I don't think it's funny to make fun of managers trying their best to run
their organizational units.
_: |-
Dilbert
E:
'': |-
对，我知道什么是 emacs，也用它作日常文字编辑。
'+': |-
Emacs 真不错！我用它来读邮件和讨论群！
'++': |-
我懂 elisp，也常常用！
'+++': ! >-
Emacs 是我的登入 shell！！M-x doctor 是我的心理医生！我用
emacs来遥控电视和烤箱! 你们这些用 vi 的根本不知道自己错过了什么！
我订阅 alt.religion.emacs、alt.sex.emacs 和 comp.os.emacs。
'-': |-
Emacs 对我而言太庞大，功能太膨胀了。
'--': |-
Emacs 祇不过是个花俏的文书编辑器。
'---': |-
Emacs 烂透了！vi 万岁！！！
'----': |-
Emacs 烂透了！pico 万岁！！！
_: |-
Emacs
G:
'': |-
我知道什么是技客码，甚至还作了自己的。
'+': |-
我曾经是 G++（或更高），但新的版本太长太复杂了。
'++': |-
我知道每个字母的意义，但有时候还是得查细节。
'+++': >-
我把技客码整个背了下来，
能在脑里解其它人的码。我也知道网络上的最新版要在哪里找。
'++++': |-
我建议过未来版本的内容。
'+++++': |-
我是 Robert Hayden。
'-': |-
这个技客码真是浪费时间极了。
'--': |-
不祇是浪费时间，还表示这个叫 Hayden 的家伙的人生乏味。
_: |-
技客码
K:
'': |-
我知道谁是 Kibo。
'+': |-
我喜欢 Kibo。
'++': |-
我读过 Kibo。
'+++': |-
我收过 Kibo 的信。
'++++': |-
我见过 Kibo。
'+++++': |-
我和 Kibo 做过爱。
'++++++': |-
我就是 Kibo。
'-': |-
我不知道谁是 Kibo。
'--': |-
我讨厌 Kibo。
'---': |-
我目前正在追杀 Kibo, 打算把他的心脏从胸口活剥出来, 放在他眼前看著他死。
'----': |-
我是 Xibo。
_: |-
Kibo
L:
'': |-
我知道什么是 Linux，也就这样而已。
'!': |-
我甚至不知道什么是 Linux！
'+': |-
我把 Linux 装了，也用过几次。它看起来跟其它操作系统没两样。
'++': >-
我*几乎*祇用 linux。我放弃当 Linux.God，但是很高兴能把 DOS 换掉。我祇用
DOS 来玩计算机游戏.
'+++': |-
我的系统上祇装 Linux。我订阅 comp.os.linux.*，有时甚至还回答上面的问题。
'++++': >-
我是个 Linux 巫师。我早餐吃 C 程序码，
还留下足够的胃口作核心码除错。我装了太多修正档，
在十个版本之前就搞不清楚是哪些了。Linux 的新手当我是 net.god。
'+++++': |-
我是 Linus，膜拜我吧。
'-': >-
我根本不想用 Linux，坦白说，我一点都不觉得它怎样，有其它更好的操作系统，像是
Mac、DOS 或 Amiga-OS。要不然，像 FreeBSD 这种自由 Unix OS 也更好。
'--': |-
Unix 烂透了。而因为 Linux = Unix。Linux 也烂透了。我崇拜比尔盖兹。
'---': |-
我就是比尔盖兹。
_: |-
Linux
M:
'': |-
我用麦金塔，但是没有什么特别意见。
'+': |-
麦金塔有它的用处，我经常使用它。
'++': >-
我是个麦金塔大师，任何 DOS 疯子和 Linux 怪胎行的，我也都会。
要是没有这项功能，我就自己写软体来做到。
'-': |-
麦金塔烂透了，所有真正的技客都有个命令列。
'--': >-
麦金塔不止是烂透了。它们让使用者变笨，让不知道自己在做什么的人也能操作系统。
麦金塔小脚的智商比我肚脐眼里的跳蚤还低。
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麦金塔
N:
'': |-
Usenet News? Sure, I read that once.
'*': |-
All I do is read news.
'+': |-
要杀时间的时候，我会看些文章消遣一下。
'++': |-
I read all the news in a select handful of groups.
'+++': ! >-
I read so many news groups that the next batch of news comes in before I
finish reading the last batch, and I have to read for about 2 hours straight
before I'm caught up on the morning's news. Then there's the afternoon...
'++++': |-
I am Tim Pierce.
'-': |-
News is a waste of my time and I avoid it completely.
'--': |-
News sucks! 'Nuff said.
'---': |-
I work for Time Magazine.
'----': |-
I am a Scientologist.
_: |-
Usenet
O:
'': |-
I finally managed to get OS/2 installed but wasn't too terribly impressed.
'++': ! >-
I use OS/2 for all my computing needs. I use some DOS and Windows programs,
but rune them under OS/2. If the program won't run under OS/2, then
obviously I don't need it.
'+++': ! >-
I live, eat and breathe OS/2. All of my hard drives are HPFS. I am the
Anti-Gates.
'-': |-
Tried it, didn't like it.
'--': |-
我根本安装不起来！
'---': |-
Windows RULES!!! Long live Bill Gates. (See w++++).
'----': |-
I am Bill Gates of Borg. OS/2 is irrelevant.
_: |-
OS/2
P:
'': |-
我知道有 Perl，就这样而已。
'+': |-
我知道 Perl。我喜欢 Perl。我祇是没有学到太多 Perl，但是打算慢慢学。
'++': |-
Perl 是个强力的程序工具。我不再写 shell 命令稿，都改用 Perl 写了。
'+++': ! >-
Perl 是个非常强力的程序工具。我不仅停止写 shell 命令稿，也不再使用 awk 或
sed 了。少于一千行的程序我都用 Perl 来写。
'++++': >-
我不止写 Perl，我用它来说话。Perl
超越了一切其它的程序语言。我彻底认为所有程序都可以化简成一行 Perl。我用 Perl
达到 U+++ 的境界。
'+++++': |-
我是 Larry Wall，Tom Christiansen，或 Randal Schwartz.
'-': |-
Perl 难道有什么超过 awk 和 sed 的功能吗？
'--': |-
'---': |-
Perl 结合了 sh 的威力、sed 的易懂、awk 的效率与 C 的简洁。它应该被禁用。
'?': |-
什么是 Pearl？
_: |-
Perl
? |-
Perl 的使用者全是些病态、心理不正常的程序员，祇知道卖弄而已。
: |-
PE:
'': |-
对政府及企业都不要相信。
'+': |-
Balance the budget with spending cuts and an amendment.
'++': ! >-
Keep the government off the backs of businesses. Deregulate as much as
possible.
'+++': ! >-
Abolish antitrust legislation. Raise taxes on everyone but the rich so that
the money can trickle-down to the masses.
'-': ! >-
It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help more poor people.
Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget!
'--': ! >-
Capitalism is evil! Government should provide the services we really need.
Nobody should be rich.
_: |-
政治经济议题
PGP:
'': |-
I've used it, but stopped long ago.
'++': |-
我装了最新版本，也经常使用。
'+++': ! >-
I don't send or answer mail that is not encrypted, or at the very least
signed. If you are reading this without decrypting it first, something is
wrong. IT DIDN'T COME FROM ME!
'++++': |-
I am Philip Zimmerman.
'-': |-
I don't have anything to hide.
'--': ! >-
I feel that the glory of the Internet is in the anarchic, trusting
environment that so nurtures the exchange of information. Encryption just
bogs that down.
'---': ! >-
If you support encryption on the Internet, you must be a drug dealer or
terrorist or something like that.
'----': ! >-
Oh, here's is something you all can use that is better (insert Clipper
here).
_: |-
PGP
PS:
'': |-
I really don't have an opinion; nobody's messing with my freedoms right now.
'+': ! >-
My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody
else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like
it, turn the bloody channel.
'++': ! >-
I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I'm a card carrying
member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and legal.
'+++': |-
药物合法化！废除政府！去他的徵兵制！
'-': |-
Label records! Keep dirty stuff off the TV and the Internet.
'--': ! >-
Oppose sex education, abortion rights, gay rights. Rush Limbaugh is my
spokesman.
'---': ! >-
Repent left-wing sinners and change your wicked evil ways.
Buchanan/Robertson in '96.
_: |-
政治社会议题
R:
'': |-
Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.
'*': |-
我以为生命就是一场角色扮演？
'+': ! >-
I've got my weekly sessions set up and a character that I know better than I
know myself.
'++': ! >-
There is no life outside the role of the die. I know all of the piddly
rules of (chosen game). _MY_ own warped rules scare the rest of the
players.
'+++': |-
I've written and published my own gaming materials.
'-': |-
Gosh, what an utter waste of time!
'--': |-
Role-Players are instruments of pure evil.
'---': |-
I work for T$R.
_: |-
角色扮演
U:
'': |-
I have a unix account to do my stuff in.
'*': |-
(some other(s) not listed)
'+': |-
I not only have a unix account, but I slam VMS any chance I get.
'++': ! >-
I've get the entire admin ticked off at me because I am always using all of
the CPU time and trying to run programs that I don't have access to. I'm
going to try cracking /etc/passwd next week, just don't tell anyone.
'+++': ! >-
I don't need to crack /etc/passwd because I just modified su so that it
doesn't prompt me. The admin staff doesn't even know I'm here. If you
don't understand what I just said, this category does NOT apply to you!
'-': |-
I have a VMS account.
'--': |-
I've seen unix and didn't like it. DEC rules!
'---': |-
Unix geeks are actually nerds in disguise.
A: |-
(AIX)
B: |-
(BSD)
C: |-
(SCO Unix)
H: |-
(HPUX)
I: |-
(IRIX)
L: |-
(Linux)
O: |-
(OSF/1 (aka Digital Unix))
S: |-
(SunOS/Solaris)
U: |-
(Ultrix)
V: |-
(SysV)
X: |-
(NeXT)
_: |-
UNIX
V:
'': |-
I've used VMS.
'+': |-
I tend to like VMS better than Unix
'++': ! >-
Unix is a passing fad compared to the real power in the universe, my VMS
system.
'+++': ! >-
I am a VMS sysadmin. I wield far more power than those UNIX admins, because
UNIX can be found on any dweeb's desktop. Power through obscurity is my
motto.
'-': |-
Unix is much better than VMS for my computing needs.
'--': ! >-
I would rather smash my head repeatedly into a brick wall than suffer the
agony of working with VMS. It's reminiscent of a dead and decaying pile of
moose droppings. Unix rules the universe.
_: |-
VMS
W:
'': |-
I have a browser and a connection. Occasionally I'll use them.
'+': ! >-
I have the latest version of Netscape, and wander the web only when there's
something specific I'm looking for.
'++': ! >-
I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my
.signature.
'+++': ! >-
I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without
the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I
surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.
'-': ! >-
The web is really a pain. Life was so much easier when you could transfer
information by simple ASCII. Now everyone won't even consider your ideas
unless you spiff them up with bandwidth-consuming pictures and pointless
information links.
'--': ! >-
A pox on the Web! It wastes time and bandwidth and just gives the
uneducated morons a reason to clutter the Internet.
_: |-
全球信息网
X:
'': |-
Ho hum. Just another Fox show.
'+': ! >-
I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's really
kinda fun.
'++': ! >-
This is one of the better shows I've seen. I wish I'd taped everything from
the start at SP, because I'm wearing out my EP tapes. I'll periodically
debate online. I've Converted at least 5 people. I've gotten a YAXA.
'+++': >-
This is the BEST show on TV, and it's about time. I've seen everything
David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson have ever done that been recorded and
I'm a loyal Duchovny/ Gillian Anderson fan. I've Converted at least 10
people. I have every episode at SP, debate the fine details on-line, and
have a credit for at least 2 YAXAs.
'++++': |-
I am Chris Carter
'-': ! >-
It's ok if you like paranoia and conspiracy stories, but, let's face it,
it's crap.
'--': |-
If I wanted to watch this kind of stuff, I'd talk to Oliver Stone
_: |-
X 档案
Y:
'': |-
I'm pretty indifferent on the whole issue.
'+': ! >-
I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not
really all that active or vocal.
'++': ! >-
I am on the cypherpunks mailing list and active around Usenet. I never miss
an opportunity to talk about the evils of Clipper and ITAR and the NSA.
Orwell's 1984 is more than a story, it is a warning to our's and future
generations. I'm a member of the EFF.
'+++': |-
I am T.C. May
'-': >-
It seems to me that all of these concerns are a little extreme. I mean, the
government must be able to protect itself from criminals and the populace
from indecent speech.
'--': ! >-
Get a life. The only people that need this kind of protection are people
with something to hide. I think cypherpunks are just a little paranoid.
'---': |-
I am L. Detweiler.
_: |-
编码叛客
_:
'!': |-
无分类技客
AT: |-
万能技客
B: |-
商业技客
C: |-
古典技客
CA: |-
商业艺术技客
CC: |-
通讯技客
CM: |-
计算机管理技客
CS: |-
信息科学技客
E: |-
工程技客
ED: |-
教育技客
FA: |-
美术技客
G: |-
政府技客
H: |-
人文技客
IT: |-
信息科技技客
J: |-
法律技客
L: |-
文学技客
LS: |-
图书管理技客
M: |-
数学技客
MC: |-
大众传播技客
MD: |-
医药技客
MU: |-
音乐技客
O: |-
其它类技客
P: |-
哲学技客
PA': |-
表演艺术技客
S: |-
科学(数理生化)技客
SS: |-
社会科学技客
TW: |-
技术写作技客
U: |-
未决定技客
_: |-
技客类型
a:
'': |-
已经过了三十，还不到四十...
'!': |-
我几岁关你啥事咧？
'+': |-
四十多岁还是一条活龙...
'++': |-
孩子，我属于五十到五十九岁之间..
'+++': |-
我已经六十多岁啦。够老了吧！
'-': |-
我 25-29，快三十了...
'--': |-
我 20-24，二十出头。
'---': |-
我 15-19岁。
'----': |-
我 10-14岁。
'-----': |-
我九岁，或者还不满九岁？〈技客先修班？〉
'?': |-
我是不朽的！
_: |-
年龄
b:
'': |-
I read the newspaper and the occasional book.
'+': |-
I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.
'++': |-
I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.
'+++': |-
I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.
'++++': ! >-
I read a book a day. I have library cards in three states. I have discount
cards from every major bookstore. I've ordered books from another country
to get my Favorite Author Fix.
'-': |-
I read when there is no other way to get the information.
'--': |-
I did not actually READ the geek code, I just had someone tell me.
_: |-
书藉
d:
'': ! >-
I dress a lot like those found in catalog ads. Bland, boring, without life
or meaning.
'!': |-
No clothing. Quite a fashion statement, don't you think?
'+': ! >-
Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button-shirt, etc. No jeans, tennis shoes, or
t-shirts.
'++': |-
I tend to wear conservative dress such as a business suit or worse, a tie.
'-': |-
I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
'--': |-
My t-shirts go a step further and have a trendy political message on them.
'---': ! >-
Punk dresser, including, but not limited to, torn jeans and shirts, body
piercings, and prominent tattoos.
'?': |-
I have no idea what I am wearing right now, let alone what I wore yesterday.
_: |-
衣著
pu: ! >-
I wear the same clothes all the time, no matter the occasion, forgetting to
do laundry between wearings.
x: |-
Cross Dresser
e:
'': |-
高中念完啦。
'*': |-
生命里的一切，我都从“银河搭便车者指南”里学会了。
'+': |-
肄业啦 / 休学中。
'++': |-
大学真难念。
'+++': |-
我是硕四哟！
'++++': |-
博士快拿到了。
'+++++': |-
我是史蒂芬．霍金。
'-': |-
正在与高级中学奋斗中
'--': |-
还没有进高中呢...
_: |-
教育程度
h:
'': ! >-
Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek things.
There is a place for them to sit.
'!': |-
I am stuck living with my parents!
'*': ! >-
I'm not sure where I live anymore. This lab/workplace seems like home to
me.
'+': ! >-
Living alone, get out once a week to buy food, no more than once a month to
do laundry. All surfaces covered.
'++': ! >-
Living in a cave with 47 computers and an Internet feed, located near a
Dominoes pizza. See !d.
'-': |-
Living with one or more registered Geeks.
'--': ! >-
Living with one or more people who know nothing about being a Geek and
refuse to watch Babylon 5.
'---': ! >-
Married, (persons living romantically with someone might as well label
themselves h---, you're as good as there already.)
'----': |-
Married with children - Al Bundy can sympathize.
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居住
o:
'': |-
I've submitted a question, but it has never been incarnated.
'+': |-
I have been incarnated at least once.
'++': |-
I have made the Best Of Oracularities.
'+++': |-
I was a Priest, but have retired.
'++++': |-
I am an active Priest
'+++++': |-
I am Steve Kinzler
'-': |-
I sent my question to the wrong group and got flamed.
'--': |-
Who needs answers from a bunch of geeks anyhow?
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Usenet Oracle
r:
'': |-
I date periodically.
'!': |-
I've never had a relationship.
'%': |-
I was going out with someone, but the asshole dumped me.
'*': ! >-
signifying membership in the SBCA (Sour Bachelor(ette)'s Club of America).
The motto is 'Bitter, but not Desperate'. First founded at Caltech.
'+': |-
I date frequently, bouncing from one relationship to another.
'++': |-
I've dated my current S.O. for a long time.
'+++': |-
Found someone, dated, and am now married.
'-': |-
I have difficulty maintaining a relationship.
'--': |-
People just aren't interested in dating me.
'---': ! >-
I'm beginning to think that I'm a leper or something, the way people avoid
me like the plague.
_: |-
亲密关系
s:
'+': |-
I'm a little rounder than most.
'++': |-
I'm a linebacker candidate.
'+++': |-
I take up three movie seats.
'+++:': |-
I usually have to duck through doors.
'++:': |-
I'm a basketball candidate.
'+:': |-
I'm a little taller than most.
'-': |-
Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds.
'--': |-
I tend to have to fight against a strong breeze.
'---': |-
My bones are poking through my skin.
'---:': |-
I take a phone book with me when I go out so I can see to eat dinner.
'--:': |-
I look up to damn near everybody.
'-:': |-
I look up to most people.
':': |-
I'm an average geek.
':+': |-
I'm a little rounder than most.
':++': |-
I'm a linebacker candidate.
':+++': |-
I take up three movie seats.
':-': |-
Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds.
':--': |-
I tend to have to fight against a strong breeze.
':---': |-
My bones are poking through my skin.
_: |-
身材
t:
'': |-
It's just another TV show.
'+': ! >-
It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television
any more.
'++': ! >-
It's the best show around. I have all the episodes and the movies on tape
and can quote entire scenes verbatim. I've built a few of the model kits
too. But you'll never catch me at one of those conventions. Those people
are kooks.
'+++': ! >-
It's not just a TV show, it's a religion. I know all about warp field
dynamics and the principles behind the transporter. I have memorized the
TECH manual. I speak Klingon. I go to cons with Vulcan ears on. I have no
life.
'-': ! >-
Maybe it is just me, but I have no idea what the big deal with Star Trek is.
Perhaps I'm missing something but I just think it is bad drama.
'--': ! >-
Star Trek is just another Space Opera. William Shatner isn't an actor, he's
a poser! And what's with this Jean-Luc Picard? A Frenchman with a British
accent? Come on. I'd only watch this show if my remote control broke.
Isn't Voyager just a rehash of Lost in Space? Has Sisko even breathed in
the last two seasons?
'---': ! >-
Star Trek SUCKS! It is the worst crap I have ever seen! Hey, all you
trekkies out there, GET A LIFE! (William Shatner is a t---).
_: |-
星舰迷航
tv:
'': ! >-
I watch only the shows that are actually worthwhile, such as those found on
PBS.
'!': |-
I do not own a television.
'+': |-
I watch some tv every day.
'++': |-
I just leave the tv on, to make sure I don't miss anything.
'-': |-
I watch tv for the news and 'special programming.'
'--': |-
I turn my tv on during natural disasters.
_: |-
电视
w:
'': |-
Ok, so I use MS Windows, I don't have to like it.
'+': ! >-
I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers so my PC
walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a hundred TrueType(tm)
fonts that I've installed but never used. I never lose Minesweeper and
Solitaire
'++': ! >-
I write MS Windows programs in C and think about using C++ someday. I've
written at least one DLL.
'+++': ! >-
I am a MS Windows programming god. I wrote a VxD driver to allow MS Windows
and DOS to share the use of my waffle iron. P.S. Unix sux.
'++++': ! >-
I have Windows, Windows 95, Windows NT, and Windows NT Advanced Server all
running on my SMP RISC machine. I haven't seen daylight in six months.
'+++++': |-
I am Bill Gates
'-': ! >-
I'm still trying to install MS Windows and have at least one peripheral that
never works right
'--': ! >-
MS Windows is a joke operating system. Hell, it's not even an operating
system. NT is Not Tough enough for me either. 95 is how may times it will
crash an hour.
'---': ! >-
Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill
Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and
then REALLY hurt.
_: |-
微软窗口
x:
'': |-
I've had sex. Oh! You mean with someone else? Then no.
'!': |-
Sex? What's that? I've had no sexual experiences.
'!x+': |-
Sex? What's that? No experience, willing to learn!
'*': |-
I'm a pervert.
'**': |-
I've been known to make perverts look like angels.
'+': |-
I've had real, live sex.
'++': ! >-
I was once referred to as 'easy'. I have no idea where that might have come
from though.
'+++': |-
I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want.
'++++': ! >-
I have a few little rug rats to prove I've been there. Besides, with kids
around, who has time for sex?
'+++++': |-
I am Madonna
'-': |-
Not having sex by choice.
'--': |-
Not having sex because I just can't get any...
'---': |-
Not having sex because I'm a nun or a priest.
'?': |-
It's none of your business what my sex life is like.
_: |-
性(女)
y:
'': |-
I've had sex. Oh! You mean with someone else? Then no.
'!': |-
Sex? What's that? I've had no sexual experiences.
'!y+': |-
Sex? What's that? No experience, willing to learn!
'*': |-
I'm a pervert.
'**': |-
I've been known to make perverts look like angels.
'+': |-
I've had real, live sex.
'++': ! >-
I was once referred to as 'easy'. I have no idea where that might have come
from though.
'+++': |-
I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want.
'++++': ! >-
I have a few little rug rats to prove I've been there. Besides, with kids
around, who has time for sex?
'-': |-
Not having sex by choice.
'--': |-
Not having sex because I just can't get any...
'---': |-
Not having sex because I'm a nun or a priest.
'?': |-
It's none of your business what my sex life is like.
_: |-
性(男)
z:
'': |-
I've had sex. Oh! You mean with someone else? Then no.
'!': |-
Sex? What's that? I've had no sexual experiences.
'!z+': |-
Sex? What's that? No experience, willing to learn!
'*': |-
I'm a pervert.
'**': |-
I've been known to make perverts look like angels.
'+': |-
I've had real, live sex.
'++': ! >-
I was once referred to as 'easy'. I have no idea where that might have come
from though.
'+++': |-
I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want.
'++++': ! >-
I have a few little rug rats to prove I've been there. Besides, with kids
around, who has time for sex?
'-': |-
Not having sex by choice.
'--': |-
Not having sex because I just can't get any...
'---': |-
Not having sex because I'm a nun or a priest.
'?': |-
It's none of your business what my sex life is like.
_: |-
性(无可奉告)