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          'number' => '+440270800592',
          'time' => '22:14',
          'date' => '2007-10-17',
          'name' => 'Ed XXXX (M)',
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          'device' => 'Treo 680',
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          'text' => 'Woman going to jump off Tower Bridge, Sailor says Don\'t do it, I\'ll stow u away on ship and u can start a new life in the USA. 3 weeks later she is found and brought before the captain, he asks "what r u doing on my boat?" She replies, " 1 of ur sailors is stowing me away to the usa. He brings me 3 meals a day and in return for all that, i let him fuck me every nite." Captain replies "Oh he\'s fuckin you all right, this is the Woolwich Ferry!',
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