=head1 NAME
Acme::DonMartin - For programs that are easy to dictate over the telephone
=head1 VERSION
This document describes version 0.09 of Acme::DonMartin, released
2006-11-03.
=head1 SYNOPSIS
use Acme::DonMartin;
print "Hello world\n";
=head1 DESCRIPTION
Perl is a very difficult language to dictate over the phone. All
those pesky punctuation characters and gruesome glyphs make it very
laborious to speak out loud.
To compound the problem, most people can't even agree on what
something as basic as C<#> should be called. Some of the names for
it (although by no means exhaustive) include:
pound, pound sign, number sign, flash, hash, sharp,
grid, crosshatch, octothorpe, square, pig-pen, hex,
tictactoe, scratchmark, crunch, thud, thump, splat.
(and if you say these last few out loud, I think you can begin to
see where this is going). And if you think that's bad, wait until
you hear some of the sillier symbols, like C<%>, C<&> and C<@>.
The first time you run a program under C<Acme::DonMartin>, nothing
happens, but your source code is magically transformed into Don
Martin cartoon sound effects. The code continues to work as before,
but now the above program looks something like this:
#! /usr/local/bin/perl
use Acme::DonMartin;
gashlikt ahweeeeee dipada fliff gahak dapada zap thwizzik
gahork tik gark dakdik gleet skroook skronk chomple dig
klooonn sloople tik fling splork gleet cook chook wiz
bombah boomer poong glong shuka spatz
The next time it is run, it will function as it did previously.
Now you can pick up the phone and dictate it to someone else
and they can type it in to a computer and run it with much
less chance of confusion or error.
This is also a security feature. It is expected that a government
official who has wire-tapped your line will be laughing too hard
to be able to recover the source code.
=cut
=head1 DIAGNOSTICS
=over 4
=item C<zownt thlip spoosh>
Something weird happened.
=back
=head1 BUGS
None known.
Please report any bugs or feature requests to
C<bug-acme-donmartin@rt.cpan.org>, or through the web interface at
L<http://rt.cpan.org/NoAuth/ReportBug.html?Queue=Acme-DonMartin>.
=head1 SEE ALSO
L<Acme::Bleach>,
L<Acme::Buffy>,
L<Acme::Bushisms>,
L<Acme::Morse>,
L<Acme::Ook>,
L<Acme::Phlegethoth>,
L<Acme::Pony>,
L<Acme::Python>,
etc. etc. and of course
L<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Martin>
=head1 AUTHOR
Copyright (C) 2005-2006, David Landgren, all rights reserved.
=head1 LICENSE
This library is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
it under the same terms as Perl itself.
=cut
package Acme::DonMartin;
use strict;
use vars qw/ $VERSION /;
$VERSION = 0.09;
use vars qw/ $thud $thuk $thump $thwa $thwak $thwat $thwip %thwip $thwit $thwock
$thwop %thwop @thwop/; $thwit=length$thwop[length($thwop[$thwat=$thwa=0])-length
($thwop[1])];$thwop=map{$thwat+=length}@thwop[do{$thwop+=length for@thwop[$thwit
..$thwit+length($thwop[6])];$thwop}..do{$thwop&=$thwa;$thwop+=length$_ for@thwop
[3..14.1592645];$thwop}];$thwa=($thwop>>length$thwop[5])<<($thwip=1<<1+1)+1;open
$thwit=undef,"+<$0" or die q=zownt thlip spoosh\n=;$thwa=chr$thwa;while(<$thwit>
){$thump.=$_;last if/^\s*use +@{[__PACKAGE__]}/}$thwak=$thump;$thud=<$thwit>;use
Compress::Zlib;$thud=~s/\s+$//;push @{$thwop{$thwip{$_}=$thwop++%$thwat}},qq{$_}
while $_=shift @thwop;$thuk=do{$thwat=$thwip^4; @thwop=split / /, $thud;!@thwop?
length($thwak):do{exists$thwip{$_}&&++$thwat for@thwop;$thwat!=@thwop}};$thwop=!
$thuk;if($thuk){for(split//,compress($thud.do{@thwop=();local$/=undef,<$thwit>})
){$thwock=$thwop{ord$_}[rand$thwip];if(length join($thwa,@thwop,$thwock)>$thwip{
q{thwak}}-$thwip{thwit}){$thwak.=join($thwa,@thwop).$/;@thwop=( );$thump=''}push
@thwop, $thwock} @thwop and do{seek $thwit, $thwop=$thwip-$thwip, $thwip=$thwop-
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chonk gleet spwako shtoink dapada dakdik laflatch shplep kazak doobada foomp
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shnip bloooot whomp sound dig arg deebe argle spopple zikka oot ga shlak
kakroosh sklorsh spmap dit onnnnnghk bloop pow plak rowr skrawk thwuk yeech
fidip shlipp bong skrink spash shklitza blamp ziz foing smak kadoonk spladish
fagrooosh dap sklush plink thlik ooh kak gahork pwof bzownt shklunk foof
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kaboomm hee floon eech dootbweet plaf oont fladat yak shook plobble sreek
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shklurch shak chip growr shklizzortch flibadip klinkadink twong borfft snip spap
skroinch shklink katy sprowmmm sizzle da splork kuk skrazitz clatter skronch
blib flabadap stoof gladink schlep fushshklork winkity ror gwap teeoo eck shloip
ploop aaak ahweeeeee dow wonk blatch sazzikk umpf glunk tood shpork tonk
fwaddapp koff ack spmam glorkle zween sklazoncho dooma toong crash shooga
gazikka doink florf ploom garoof kittoong tzoong tong gashklitzka fliffle tap
gleep spop weeoooo splorple ahh shklizich twop gigazing patweeee huffa qwack
splosh doont fsssh fizzazzit gadaff plonk katoong pok klooonn flifflaff yuk don
sprizawitz krarkle flizaff gonk flaf skroom gadong klomp clink padap pap
shnikkle ba spaloosh fweep crunch blub sput brak thikoosh swizzak kaka bleep
grak kachaah hakkle blap takka galooom bloom ha swoosh sitz sssst kashink wunk
skaplunch frit skloosh thurch krakkle glish shabamp tear sklortch thoonoonn flit
splishle}}}}$thwit=
'This module is dedicated to Don Martin'
;
1931-2000