Leela: Hey, you know what might be a hoot?
Professor: No. Why would I know that?
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Fry: I want to see the edge of the universe.
Amy: Ooh, that sounds cool.
Zoidberg: It's funny. You live in the universe by you
never do these things 'til someone comes to visit.
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Fry: So, there's an infinite number of parallel universes?
Professor: No, just the two.
Fry: Oh, well, I'm sure that's enough.
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Handcrafters: New hands in about an hour
Fry: These new hands are great. I'm gonna break them in tonight.
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Fry: I've only got two fantasies left: to be invisible in a
chocolate factory, and to be romantically linked to a celebrity.
Bender: I could pound your head 'til you think that's what happened.
Fry: Okay.
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nappster.com: Download any celebrity from A.A. Milne to Z.Z. Top
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If food is not reasonably clean, return uneaten portion for partial refund
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Brooklyn Aquarium, special exhibit: boids of da wattah
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Professor: Oh, dear. She's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot.
Well, that's love for you.
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Bender: Stay away from our women. You got metal fever, baby, metal fever!
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Professor: I knew I should have shown him "Electro-Gonnorhea, the Noisy Killer."
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Lucy Liu: That was incredible, Bender. You're like Jackie Chan
before he got all doughy.
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Zapp: Now that's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes.
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Leela: And nappster says illegal copies never hurt anybody.
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Fry: Lucy Liu-bot, if I don't survive the corn, I want you to know that I
love you as much as a man can love a computerized image of a gorgeous
celebrity, which it turns out is a lot.