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 Leela: Hey, you know what might be a hoot?
 Professor: No. Why would I know that? 
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 Fry: I want to see the edge of the universe.
 Amy: Ooh, that sounds cool. 
 Zoidberg: It's funny. You live in the universe by you 
  never do these things 'til someone comes to visit.
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 Fry: So, there's an infinite number of parallel universes?
 Professor: No, just the two.
 Fry: Oh, well, I'm sure that's enough.
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 Handcrafters: New hands in about an hour
 Fry: These new hands are great. I'm gonna break them in tonight.
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 Fry: I've only got two fantasies left: to be invisible in a 
chocolate factory, and to be romantically linked to a  celebrity.
 Bender: I could pound your head 'til you think that's what happened.
 Fry: Okay.
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 nappster.com: Download any celebrity from A.A. Milne to Z.Z. Top
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 If food is not reasonably clean, return uneaten portion for partial refund
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 Brooklyn Aquarium, special exhibit: boids of da wattah
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 Professor: Oh, dear. She's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot. 
   Well, that's love for you.
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 Bender: Stay away from our women. You got metal fever, baby, metal fever! 
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 Professor: I knew I should have shown him "Electro-Gonnorhea, the Noisy Killer."
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 Lucy Liu: That was incredible, Bender. You're like Jackie Chan 
   before he got all doughy.
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 Zapp: Now that's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes. 
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 Leela: And nappster says illegal copies never hurt anybody. 
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 Fry: Lucy Liu-bot, if I don't survive the corn, I want you to know that I 
 love you as much as a man can love a computerized image of a gorgeous 
 celebrity, which it turns out is a lot.