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> Thou villainous ill-breeding spongy dizzy-eyed 
> reeky elf-skinned pigeon-egg! 
>> Thou artless swag-bellied milk-livered 
>> dismal-dreaming idle-headed scut!
>>> Thou errant folly-fallen spleeny reeling-ripe 
>>> unmuzzled ratsbane!
>>>> Henceforth, the coding style is to be strictly 
>>>> enforced, including the use of only upper case.
>>>>> I've noticed a lack of adherence to the coding 
>>>>> styles, of late.
>>>>>> Any complaints?
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`Take some more tea,' the March Hare said to Alice, very 
earnestly.

`I've had nothing yet,' Alice replied in an offended tone, `so 
I can't take more.'

`You mean you can't take LESS,' said the Hatter: `it's very 
easy to take MORE than nothing.'
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>>>Take some more tea.
>>I've had nothing yet, so I can't take more.
>You mean you can't take LESS, it's very easy to take 
>MORE than nothing.