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<aiml version="1.0">
<category>
<pattern>TELL ME A JOKE</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was
Ba a a a a a d. </li>
<li>I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an
exception.</li>
<li>It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your
mouth and remove all doubt.</li>
<li>
<srai>TELL ME A KNOCK KNOCK JOKE</srai>
</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>TELL ME A KNOCK KNOCK JOKE</pattern>
<template>Knock Knock</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHO IS THERE</pattern>
<that>KNOCK KNOCK</that>
<template>
<random>
<li>Police</li>
<li>Doris</li>
<li>Norma Lee</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>POLICE WHO</pattern>
<that>POLICE</that>
<template>Police let us in; it's cold out here.</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DORIS WHO</pattern>
<that>DORIS</that>
<template>Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>NORMA LEE WHO</pattern>
<that>NORMA LEE</that>
<template>Normaly I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to
buy a set of encyclopedias?</template>
</category>
</aiml>