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NAME
    Acme::Apache::Werewolf

SYNOPSIS
        <Directory /fullmoon>
            PerlAccessHandler Acme::Apache::Werewolf
            PerlSetVar MoonLength 4
        </Directory>

DESCRIPTION
    This mod_perl handler performs the important function of keeping
    werewolves out of a directory during the full moon.

        Better stay away from him
        He'll rip your lungs out, Jim

USAGE
    In your configuration file, put the following configuration

        <Directory /fullmoon>
            PerlAccessHandler Acme::Apache::Werewolf
            PerlSetVar MoonLength 4
        </directory>

    The MoonLength variable indicates how long a period you want to consider
    to be the full moon. In the above configuration, the full moon is 4
    days, which would be from day 12 through day 16 of the lunar cycle. It
    is wise to err on the side of caution and make this too large, rather
    than make it too small, and risk the wrath of werewolves.

AUTHOR
        Rich Bowen
            rbowen@rcbowen.com
            http://rcbowen.com/

COPYRIGHT
    This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it
    under the same terms as Perl itself.

    The full text of the license can be found in the LICENSE file included
    with this module.

    Garlic sold separately. No warranty of werewolf protection implied. May
    be prohibited in some states. Lon Chaney and Warren Zevon references
    provided free of charge.

CAVEATS
    I've not tested this with Apache 2.x. I don't have much idea whether or
    not it will work there. Reports welcome.

SEE ALSO
    Astro::MoonPhase

    I'd like to meet his tailor.