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A Bull Fight
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A Cheap Motel
A Crawl Space
A Dozen Red Roses
A Flat Tire
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Adam Sandler
Adolf Hitler
AIDS
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Alfred Hitchcock
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Andy Warhol
Anne Frank
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Anthony Hopkins
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At My Parent's <adj> House
Atlantis
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Austin Powers
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Backstreet Boys
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Brad Pitt
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Hillary Rodham Clinton
Hiroshima - 1945
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James Dean
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Jesse Ventura
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Men In Black
Meryl Streep
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Michelle Pfeiffer
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Midlife Crisis
Mike Tyson
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Pro Wrestling
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Puff Daddy
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Quentin Tarantino
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Robert DeNiro
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Scavenger Hunt
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Shania Twain
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The First Day Of School
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The Grateful Dead
The Great Chicago Fire
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The Gulf War
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The Internet
The IRS
The JFK Assassination
The KKK
The Land Of Oz
The Little Mermaid
The Mafia
The Marx Brothers
The Metric System
The Midwest
The Milky Way
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The National Enquirer
The New York Yankees
The NRA
The Ocean
The Old Man And The Sea
The Olympics
The Opera
The Ozone Layer
The Pentagon
The Pyramids
The Renaissance
The Rolling Stones
The San Andreas Fault
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The Super Bowl
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The Three Tenors
The Titanic
The Universe
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The Vietnam Memorial
The Williams Sisters
The Wright Brothers
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Thomas Edison
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Tom Cruise
Tom Hanks
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Tyrannosaurus Rex
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United Nations
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Victorian England
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Vietnam - 1968
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VW Beetles
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Wheel Of Fortune
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Whoopie Goldberg
Will Smith
William Shakespeare
Wimbledon
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Women's Soccer
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Woody Allen
Worms
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Zucchini