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                    <joins who="mofino">has joined #perlcafe</joins>
                    <saying who="mofino">I'm not an asshole. I just play one on T.V.</saying>
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                    <network>Freenode</network>
                    <tagline>Discussing the Subversion Build System</tagline>
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        <fortune id="the-american-lottery">
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The American Lottery - all you need is a dollar and a dream. We will 
take the dollar, but you can keep the dream. 

    Shlomi Fish
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                <author>Shlomi Fish</author>
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