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            <meta>
                <title>Getting a Life</title>
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                    <saying who="rindolf">LeoNerd: I need to get a life.</saying>
                    <saying who="LeoNerd">They can be quite useful, but they do have a crazy amount of dependencies..</saying>
                    <saying who="LeoNerd">And sometimes they can be a bit unstable - I think they're still beta-testing</saying>
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                    <channel>#perl</channel>
                    <network>Freenode</network>
                    <tagline>Geek Humour</tagline>
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