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                <title>I'm not an Asshole…</title>
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            <irc>
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                    <joins who="mofino">has joined #perlcafe</joins>
                    <saying who="mofino">I'm not an asshole. I just play one on T.V.</saying>
                    <leaves who="mofino">has left #perlcafe</leaves>
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                    <channel>#perlcafe</channel>
                    <network>Freenode</network>
                    <tagline>Discussing the Subversion Build System</tagline>
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        </fortune>
        <fortune id="the-only-language">
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                <title>"The Only Language"</title>
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                    <saying who="rindolf">This reminds me of a fun discussion I had with my co-worker.</saying>
                    <saying who="rindolf">He had a Firefox window open with an ActiveState page and I read "Perl, PHP, Python, Tcl, XSLT".</saying>
                    <saying who="rindolf">So he said: "Heresy! C is the only language."</saying>
                    <saying who="rindolf">So I thought for a moment and said "Intercal is the only language."</saying>
                    <saying who="nanonyme">lol</saying>
                    <saying who="rindolf">And then "Real men write in Intercal."</saying>
                    <saying who="rindolf">"COME FROM" anyone?</saying>
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                    <channel>#perl</channel>
                    <network>Freenode</network>
                    <tagline>Shlomi Fish ("rindolf")</tagline>
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        </fortune>
        <fortune id="let-me-wikipedia-it">
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                <title>(Human) Language Fun on Freenode's #perl</title>
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                    <saying who="rindolf">Let me wikipedia it.</saying>
                    <saying who="f00li5h">so now wikipedia is a verb?</saying>
                    <saying who="rindolf">f00li5h: it's gonna enter the OED.</saying>
                    <saying who="rindolf">f00li5h: in English every verb can be nounified and every noun can be verbed</saying>
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                <info>
                    <channel>#perl</channel>
                    <network>Freenode</network>
                    <tagline>(Human) Language Fun</tagline>
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