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<h3 id="Im-not-an-asshole">I'm not an Asshole…</h3>
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<td class="who">→mofino</td>
<td class="text">has joined #perlcafe</td>
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<td class="who">mofino</td>
<td class="text">I'm not an asshole. I just play one on T.V.</td>
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<td class="who">←mofino</td>
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<td class="value">#perlcafe</td>
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<td class="value">Freenode</td>
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<td class="value">Discussing the Subversion Build System</td>
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<h3 id="the-american-lottery">The American Lottery</h3>
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The American Lottery - all you need is a dollar and a dream. We will
take the dollar, but you can keep the dream.

Shlomi Fish
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<td class="value">Shlomi Fish</td>
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