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<h3 id="Im-not-an-asshole">I'm not an Asshole…</h3>
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<td class="who">→mofino</td>
<td class="text">has joined #perlcafe</td>
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<td class="who">mofino</td>
<td class="text">I'm not an asshole. I just play one on T.V.</td>
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<td class="who">←mofino</td>
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<td class="value">#perlcafe</td>
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<td class="value">Freenode</td>
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<td class="value">Discussing the Subversion Build System</td>
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<h3 id="the-only-language">"The Only Language"</h3>
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<td class="who">rindolf</td>
<td class="text">This reminds me of a fun discussion I had with my co-worker.</td>
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<td class="who">rindolf</td>
<td class="text">He had a Firefox window open with an ActiveState page and I read "Perl, PHP, Python, Tcl, XSLT".</td>
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<td class="who">rindolf</td>
<td class="text">So he said: "Heresy! C is the only language."</td>
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<td class="who">rindolf</td>
<td class="text">So I thought for a moment and said "Intercal is the only language."</td>
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<td class="who">nanonyme</td>
<td class="text">lol</td>
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<td class="who">rindolf</td>
<td class="text">And then "Real men write in Intercal."</td>
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<td class="who">rindolf</td>
<td class="text">"COME FROM" anyone?</td>
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<td class="value">#perl</td>
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<td class="value">Freenode</td>
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<td class="value">Shlomi Fish ("rindolf")</td>
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<h3 id="let-me-wikipedia-it">(Human) Language Fun on Freenode's #perl</h3>
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<td class="who">rindolf</td>
<td class="text">Let me wikipedia it.</td>
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<td class="who">f00li5h</td>
<td class="text">so now wikipedia is a verb?</td>
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<td class="who">rindolf</td>
<td class="text">f00li5h: it's gonna enter the OED.</td>
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<td class="who">rindolf</td>
<td class="text">f00li5h: in English every verb can be nounified and every noun can be verbed</td>
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<td class="value">#perl</td>
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<td class="value">Freenode</td>
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<td class="value">(Human) Language Fun</td>
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