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<root><items><item id="4478498"><author photo="" gender="man" country="Switzerland" region="Zurich">auslander</author><category>miscellaneous</category><date>2009-08-12T16:13:40-04:00</date><agree>35972</agree><deserved>4194</deserved><comments>170</comments><text>Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year old boy. FML</text><comments_flag>1</comments_flag></item></items><comments><comment id="3523137" pub_id="1" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/c7a2d1f9ca730fb5346df65273318a9e.jpg" url="">itxheather</author><date>2009-08-12T21:48:49-04:00</date><text>that sucks.</text></comment><comment id="3523348" in_reply_to="1" pub_id="17" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/236792a10350b162ea5f95bcef7aa60f.jpg" url="">no1askdu</author><date>2009-08-12T21:57:06-04:00</date><text>yes that does...but this is more of a FHL for being mistaken for a fat topless girl.</text></comment><comment id="3524946" in_reply_to="1" pub_id="70" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">kewlcat</author><date>2009-08-13T00:08:24-04:00</date><text>i once saw a man wearing a sports bra while he was running.
i lol'd</text></comment><comment id="3525628" in_reply_to="1" pub_id="93" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">aww_yeeeuh</author><date>2009-08-13T01:12:21-04:00</date><text>XD you win</text></comment><comment id="3526773" in_reply_to="1" pub_id="115" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">batrob</author><date>2009-08-13T03:24:38-04:00</date><text>yah exactly ban fat people. they displace all the water anyways</text></comment><comment id="3527291" in_reply_to="1" pub_id="119" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/79e89a8df4c6a3ccef52dd550f7c4a97.jpg" url="">whoaelena</author><date>2009-08-13T04:43:35-04:00</date><text>O.o</text></comment><comment id="3541268" in_reply_to="1" pub_id="156" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/5684f2dea4ab3870f18fef37e929e5c1.jpg" url="">Mikey_Mayhem</author><date>2009-08-14T05:01:31-04:00</date><text>that kid deserved it for being so fat</text></comment><comment id="3547195" in_reply_to="1" pub_id="159" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">notlovingit</author><date>2009-08-14T16:10:45-04:00</date><text>lmao mean but true
in all honesty get a treadmill</text></comment><comment id="3523140" pub_id="2" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">Dee100</author><date>2009-08-12T21:48:56-04:00</date><text>LMAO!</text></comment><comment id="3523151" pub_id="3" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/7637c2f521f3c58d7f8e72b2a897779c.jpg" url="">iTrident</author><date>2009-08-12T21:49:02-04:00</date><text>Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! xD That was kinda awkard and mean... but it¡s funny, i'm sorry xD!!!</text></comment><comment id="3523153" pub_id="4" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">RustedMetal</author><date>2009-08-12T21:49:06-04:00</date><text>HAHAHHHA</text></comment><comment id="3523159" pub_id="5" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">imlaughingatyou</author><date>2009-08-12T21:49:09-04:00</date><text>ouuuch.. sorry about that.</text></comment><comment id="3523164" pub_id="6" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">bartender</author><date>2009-08-12T21:49:13-04:00</date><text>man boobs should be covered either way.</text></comment><comment id="3525619" in_reply_to="6" pub_id="92" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">girandwogpig</author><date>2009-08-13T01:11:48-04:00</date><text>It could not of have been man boobs. Maybe the OP thought it was a boy but it was really a tranny >.>
Then we'd have a real fml on hand.</text></comment><comment id="3543710" in_reply_to="6" pub_id="158" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">fortywhacks</author><date>2009-08-14T10:37:20-04:00</date><text>What, now being transgender = automatic FML??
Anyway, this is a YDI to the pool for being sexist and forcing women to cover up body parts that men are allowed to have bare.</text></comment><comment id="3548896" in_reply_to="6" pub_id="160" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/d655b1f144e2689ab8ddd9e70d869f45.jpg" url="">phiniusmaster</author><date>2009-08-14T18:09:46-04:00</date><text>awww yeah</text></comment><comment id="3523179" pub_id="7" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/a4b807ebb44ff9f4c7c03535ad52973b.jpg" url="">rayrayIAIL</author><date>2009-08-12T21:50:05-04:00</date><text>OOMIGOD!!!! that is soooooo funny!!!!!
Hold my waffle while I ROFL...... tehe......</text></comment><comment id="3523219" pub_id="8" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/fe85aaadce54746f79dc7c769f9722b7.jpg" url="">danielrp34</author><date>2009-08-12T21:52:01-04:00</date><text>Get a top on either way porky.</text></comment><comment id="3523222" pub_id="9" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/b4bbdbda99c8aff9c830e32417854311.jpg" url="">anag0212</author><date>2009-08-12T21:52:12-04:00</date><text>"Today, I was in the pool at a waterpark when the supervisor came to me saying someone had complained.Aparently the complained was that there was a topless girl in the pool, the topless "girl" was me,I'm a guy, I'm 15. FML"</text></comment><comment id="3523417" in_reply_to="9" pub_id="22" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">honeyishrnkdakid</author><date>2009-08-12T22:02:01-04:00</date><text>FTW!
Usually I don't like when people make up FML's from the perspective of the other person who was the one who was actually fucked, because usually they suck, but you my friend did a good job :-)</text></comment><comment id="3523880" in_reply_to="9" pub_id="43" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/03d01ff3db1c3bc44c641fc79c9a17f3.jpg" url="">sharpiemagic</author><date>2009-08-12T22:32:54-04:00</date><text>i agree. they usuallly ruin it. but this nailed it.
and op that sucks. im sorry. but i feel sorry for the boy too :(</text></comment><comment id="3528458" in_reply_to="9" pub_id="127" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/cb619f595fcd3aac4c06c9006c29a415.jpg" url="">Unregistered</author><date>2009-08-13T08:46:10-04:00</date><text>yes. . . because with all the great spelling and grammar this has the making of a true fml . . . . seriously "The complained was". . . just stop okay</text></comment><comment id="3529352" in_reply_to="9" pub_id="133" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/a9558d74a0ec901833d7e835b1b8bc38.jpg" url="">Kiwi_Splash</author><date>2009-08-13T10:31:22-04:00</date><text>HAHAHAHAHHA @Unregistered. Exactly, I got really pissed off reading it, too. Back to topic, I feel bad for the kid though. I mean that must have been really embarassing.</text></comment><comment id="3535810" in_reply_to="9" pub_id="145" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/b4bbdbda99c8aff9c830e32417854311.jpg" url="">anag0212</author><date>2009-08-13T19:16:09-04:00</date><text>ok I am sorry if it pisses you off but I wrote that really fast and my ideas were not clear, and considering the fact that I am a 15 year old that doesn't live in the U.S.A or any other country where people talk in english I think it's okay. Cuando me hables español perfecto voy a dejar que me critiques el ingles sin darte una respuesta bueno? gracias</text></comment><comment id="3523225" pub_id="10" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/0f7f16b9f3bf98ee25dcdc4b87840253.jpg" url="">oLiViA90210</author><date>2009-08-12T21:52:14-04:00</date><text>haha, OMG! lololol! that is hilarious</text></comment><comment id="3523231" pub_id="11" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">TheCupcakeNinja</author><date>2009-08-12T21:52:30-04:00</date><text>I think that sucks more for the fat kid than for you, but it still kind of sucks that you said it.</text></comment><comment id="3523252" pub_id="12" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">raulen</author><date>2009-08-12T21:52:58-04:00</date><text>fat kid's life sucks haha well hopefully he got the hint to either lose weight or keep a shirt on in the pool</text></comment><comment id="3523285" pub_id="13" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">whyme_ss</author><date>2009-08-12T21:54:30-04:00</date><text>well idk if u deserve it cuz a bunch of ppl complained but being a guy should be obvious unless he was wearing a speedo (or because he was wearing a speedo) so i voted both lol</text></comment><comment id="3526311" in_reply_to="13" pub_id="110" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">LaceyPatrickson</author><date>2009-08-13T02:47:14-04:00</date><text>Some girls wear board shorts, and HE might have been unable to be seen beneath the water.</text></comment><comment id="3549865" in_reply_to="13" pub_id="163" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">scorpioserpent</author><date>2009-08-14T19:45:16-04:00</date><text>Well if several people complained, then it probably is not obvious that it was a guy. So FYL.</text></comment><comment id="3523303" pub_id="14" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/665f55a3bb91e7cb5bbd82aa61d17310.jpg" url="">prettykitty123</author><date>2009-08-12T21:54:53-04:00</date><text>Fuck the boys life</text></comment><comment id="3523325" pub_id="15" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/f252e1e0f6efdbe0ef4e7500438a3dda.jpg" url="">DameGreyWulf</author><date>2009-08-12T21:55:56-04:00</date><text>Wow... kid's got some perky moobs.</text></comment><comment id="3523347" pub_id="16" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/f1c994502729f22c98b5d535920db2d5.jpg" url="">pineapples</author><date>2009-08-12T21:56:56-04:00</date><text>ewww, obesity is icky</text></comment><comment id="3524848" in_reply_to="16" pub_id="66" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/5f17fde07eeea99ac5be4a4a1e646bac.jpg" url="">worstpersonalive</author><date>2009-08-12T23:58:56-04:00</date><text>way to be judgmental.
but it's true, obesity is icky.</text></comment><comment id="3525664" in_reply_to="16" pub_id="95" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">aww_yeeeuh</author><date>2009-08-13T01:16:49-04:00</date><text>way to contradict yourself?</text></comment><comment id="3539185" in_reply_to="16" pub_id="151" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">Veldan</author><date>2009-08-14T00:33:21-04:00</date><text>his name is worstpersonalive, i don't think he cares...
and obesity is icky.</text></comment><comment id="3523375" pub_id="18" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/665f55a3bb91e7cb5bbd82aa61d17310.jpg" url="">prettykitty123</author><date>2009-08-12T21:59:13-04:00</date><text>Fuck the boys life</text></comment><comment id="3523382" pub_id="19" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">honeyishrnkdakid</author><date>2009-08-12T21:59:37-04:00</date><text>if women can't be topless in public then men shouldn't be able to be topless in public so he should have had to put his shirt on.
/end rant/</text></comment><comment id="3523567" in_reply_to="19" pub_id="28" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">generalsmith2</author><date>2009-08-12T22:11:57-04:00</date><text>shut up you're a moron</text></comment><comment id="3523621" in_reply_to="19" pub_id="33" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/75f3e3cf33eb97ae23df59534eb246ad.jpg" url="">mercyFML</author><date>2009-08-12T22:17:26-04:00</date><text>28. you're Mooby aren't you? Free the breasts!! :]</text></comment><comment id="3523640" in_reply_to="19" pub_id="34" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">surger1</author><date>2009-08-12T22:17:55-04:00</date><text>It's legal where I am from but you never see it :(</text></comment><comment id="3523656" in_reply_to="19" pub_id="36" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">BulletStreet</author><date>2009-08-12T22:18:44-04:00</date><text>Or maybe BOTH can be topless in public :D
jk, haha</text></comment><comment id="3524391" in_reply_to="19" pub_id="57" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">glassisass</author><date>2009-08-12T23:14:51-04:00</date><text>@19. because your an idiot. if women took of there shirt and they would be alowed to do that, then its not going to work out. every straight guy is going to have a boner and couldnt do anything.</text></comment><comment id="3524736" in_reply_to="19" pub_id="65" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/275ca3e49a21b30cbacd8c1bb8fa4b35.jpg" url="">Finnboghi</author><date>2009-08-12T23:45:15-04:00</date><text>Unfortunately, female breasts are a sexual organ.
Therefore, exposing them in public would be inappropriate.
And before you spout all this "They're only sexual because men have made them sexual" feminist BS, learn what actually happens to a woman's breasts during sexual arousal and intercourse.</text></comment><comment id="3524890" in_reply_to="19" pub_id="68" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">letitbe56</author><date>2009-08-13T00:03:58-04:00</date><text>Finnboghi, are you trying to tell a group of women that you know more about what happens to their bodies during sex than they do?
Really?
Anyway, what happens is that the nipples harden, and the breasts become very sensitive to stimulation. This happens to many men too. Should we make them wear shirts at the beach?</text></comment><comment id="3525660" in_reply_to="19" pub_id="94" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">friday1892</author><date>2009-08-13T01:16:35-04:00</date><text>You people do realize women have a legal right to be able to be topless....</text></comment><comment id="3525951" in_reply_to="19" pub_id="100" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">Monado</author><date>2009-08-13T01:54:09-04:00</date><text>Actually there's a horomonic difference between the two sexes, mate. That one difference has created the female breasts to work as a sexual organ and therefore inappropiate to be bare.</text></comment><comment id="3526854" in_reply_to="19" pub_id="116" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">BLNovelist</author><date>2009-08-13T03:33:59-04:00</date><text>Going off the logic of covering something because of its possible use in sex, then no one should have their mouths uncovered either.
And of course then you can extend it to objects as well. Better take handcuffs away from cops, and hope you are ready to be arrested for using rope in the public eye as well... P:
Yes, I'm purposely being a snot about it, because the initial logic is asinine. If men are allowed to go bare chested, then so should women. If women aren't allowed to, neither should men.</text></comment><comment id="3527053" in_reply_to="19" pub_id="117" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">All_I_Need</author><date>2009-08-13T03:58:49-04:00</date><text>And some women doesn't feel any sensation on their breasts during intercourse so...</text></comment><comment id="3527316" in_reply_to="19" pub_id="121" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/79e89a8df4c6a3ccef52dd550f7c4a97.jpg" url="">whoaelena</author><date>2009-08-13T04:46:12-04:00</date><text>Mmmm...don't recall seeing than many boners on the beaches in Spain.</text></comment><comment id="3527351" in_reply_to="19" pub_id="122" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/f252e1e0f6efdbe0ef4e7500438a3dda.jpg" url="">DameGreyWulf</author><date>2009-08-13T04:55:45-04:00</date><text>It is a sexualized organ in the in the major cultures, so therefore it is percieved as being inappropriate to be bare.
Meanwhile in some African cultures, chicks run around shirtless but god forbid they expose their thighs.
Also, don't breasts swell during arousal/sex too? Not enough to notice, usually, but yeah...
I most definitely see your point, Novelist, but personally I wouldn't run around shirtless because it IS thought as highly sexual; Not because I don't want to "indecently" expose myself, but because I'm a'feared of what could happen to me should I choose to.</text></comment><comment id="3528262" in_reply_to="19" pub_id="125" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">4ube</author><date>2009-08-13T08:17:47-04:00</date><text>Breast are secondary sexual organs, as much as beard, hair on torso. secondary sexual organs is what differenciates a male from a female, except from what's between your legs.
If males can show their facial hair and torso hair all around, females should be able to show their breasts at the same place.</text></comment><comment id="3528523" in_reply_to="19" pub_id="128" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/cb619f595fcd3aac4c06c9006c29a415.jpg" url="">Unregistered</author><date>2009-08-13T08:55:30-04:00</date><text>If femenism is protesting about the right to be topless in public. SIGN ME UP!</text></comment><comment id="3529571" in_reply_to="19" pub_id="134" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/1ebfba12caea2865955ed3ceb26afd84.jpg" url="">OverEnthusiast</author><date>2009-08-13T10:46:18-04:00</date><text>#19: I am all for equality for women, being one myself, but there are reasons women can't have their tops off when men can, shocking though it may be: 1st, female tits actually serve a purpose, reproductively (for those of you who are stupid, I am referring to feeding babies. OK? Ok). Men's do not, sadly. Also, do you WANT to be topless? Having them unrestrained hurts like hell. And thirdly, although I wish this was untrue, none of the straight dudes around you would be able to walk. Stop sniveling about every single difference that men and women have- there are different behaviors in different genders, this is not discrimination, it is a fact- and grow the fuck up.
Also, OP: AHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.
I'm done here.</text></comment><comment id="3529772" in_reply_to="19" pub_id="135" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">iamafish</author><date>2009-08-13T11:00:53-04:00</date><text>not going to argue about whether women should be allowed to go topless, but there should be regulations saying that if men have huge moobs they better cover that s--- up. no one wants to see that</text></comment><comment id="3534385" in_reply_to="19" pub_id="144" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">ohnoyouDINT</author><date>2009-08-13T17:33:00-04:00</date><text>I'm no feminist, in fact I'm kind of a misogynist...but I have always thought it was kinda stupid to make women cover up. They're just tits. The only reason it's even an issue is because as a society we're used to them being covered up. In Europe it's no big deal, because you see tits all the time. Far less rape...and sexual-based advertising is less effective because sex is simply less taboo.</text></comment><comment id="3539243" in_reply_to="19" pub_id="152" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">Veldan</author><date>2009-08-14T00:40:42-04:00</date><text>They're tits. They're a sexual organ (no, body hair is not a sexual organ... geez).
That tends to lead to it being inappropriate for them to be shown in most civilised cultures.
Is it fair? Probably not.
I think people should be less picky about ALL sexual organs being exposed. However, while we are covering them. Tits counts. Moobs however are the little breasts that couldn't and never really made it to have sort of sexual function.
FYI, breasts sexual functions actually are quite broad. Fat stores for emergencies during pregnancy, feeding babies, arrosal and sexual gratification and that last one is for both women AND men :P</text></comment><comment id="3539308" in_reply_to="19" pub_id="154" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">LeCielNousAide</author><date>2009-08-14T00:47:53-04:00</date><text>I agree on the logic that it's not fair that women have to cover themselves up when men don't...but i see it in a reverse logic. men AND women should be required to wear shirts, not both allowed to go topless. the one thing i hate about the beach and pools is all the fat men running around with no shirts. nobody wants to see that. my dad always wears a shirt in the water -- it's not that big a deal. plus, it protects against sunburn.
to the OP: FYL indeed, but the 15 year old totally should have had a shirt on. nobody wants to see a fat dude shirtless.</text></comment><comment id="3542408" in_reply_to="19" pub_id="157" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">nutella89</author><date>2009-08-14T07:42:21-04:00</date><text>I love the cliché that the whole world has that people in Europe are always topless and are nymphos and talk about sex all the time. We're normal people you know.</text></comment><comment id="3548904" in_reply_to="19" pub_id="161" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">mattmag</author><date>2009-08-14T18:10:19-04:00</date><text>When I went to Bulgaria there were lots of hot topless girls on the beach. You get used to it pretty quick. It's not any more boner-inducing than girls wearing skimpy bikinis.</text></comment><comment id="3549180" in_reply_to="19" pub_id="162" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/d655b1f144e2689ab8ddd9e70d869f45.jpg" url="">phiniusmaster</author><date>2009-08-14T18:34:51-04:00</date><text>You know what, I'd have no problem with chicks going topless during the hot summer months where I'm from. I'd probably get slapped for saying it to a girl's face here though. Just a little perspective.</text></comment><comment id="3664897" in_reply_to="19" pub_id="168" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">xlogan123</author><date>2009-08-24T02:45:22-04:00</date><text>The west sexualized the breast. It's a functional organ used biologically for providing nourishment for babies. In countries not heavily influenced by western civilization, it's common for women to bare their chests like the men of their culture.
The idea of forcing women to cover up for fear of arousing men is not unlike the practice of forcibly wearing a burqa.</text></comment><comment id="3523406" pub_id="20" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/f7aa16da79f0e8229d5f27191258e992.jpg" url="">bdaniels362</author><date>2009-08-12T22:00:38-04:00</date><text>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Well you're life isn't really f*uck*d. But that fat kids life is. He needs to go to the gym...</text></comment><comment id="3523416" pub_id="21" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/f03af982ec611142d9d216c871d841dd.jpg" url="">kionnalexus</author><date>2009-08-12T22:01:12-04:00</date><text>that's the best I've heard all day. you're lucky he didn't punch you but that's freaking gross his moobs are big enough to look likes a girls.</text></comment><comment id="3523434" pub_id="23" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/f09c2305f5cd8fbf08e03a76545257cc.jpg" url="">you_fail_at_life</author><date>2009-08-12T22:03:01-04:00</date><text>I so agree with #3 & #17. FHL. Bahahahaha!</text></comment><comment id="3523445" pub_id="24" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">doubleAbattery</author><date>2009-08-12T22:04:14-04:00</date><text>So we'll be seeing his FML on here any time now. "Today, my flab was mistaken for boobs at a local water park and I was told to put a top on. I'm a guy. FML." or something to that effect.</text></comment><comment id="3523467" pub_id="25" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">korpik</author><date>2009-08-12T22:05:20-04:00</date><text>"I'm sorry, sir, you can't park your van on the diving board."
"This is my son."
"Oh! I'm very sorry. Hey, Tom, it's just a fat kid."
Did anyone else think of Family Guy after reading this?</text></comment><comment id="3523495" in_reply_to="25" pub_id="26" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/f09c2305f5cd8fbf08e03a76545257cc.jpg" url="">you_fail_at_life</author><date>2009-08-12T22:06:59-04:00</date><text>Haha. Yes!</text></comment><comment id="3523831" in_reply_to="25" pub_id="40" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">FPsLife</author><date>2009-08-12T22:30:17-04:00</date><text>I came in here to post that x.x
Family Guy FTW!</text></comment><comment id="3524054" in_reply_to="25" pub_id="48" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/8bed678c493e8ac51ca6132c5cd18702.jpg" url="">Mancubus</author><date>2009-08-12T22:46:59-04:00</date><text>Ah Hell, you beat me to it, well done</text></comment><comment id="3524257" in_reply_to="25" pub_id="53" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/9e48272e009c7b9312cea147b2ad8cee.jpg" url="">foryoublue94</author><date>2009-08-12T23:03:02-04:00</date><text>I need you to put those two hams back.</text></comment><comment id="3524593" in_reply_to="25" pub_id="63" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/62bcce77b6f5195a494be7faaade68b2.jpg" url="">epicfail13337</author><date>2009-08-12T23:31:44-04:00</date><text>Omg, i love that part and that show! Poor fat kid. He should post what happened to him as an FML. It'd make a great FML.</text></comment><comment id="3539264" in_reply_to="25" pub_id="153" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">Veldan</author><date>2009-08-14T00:42:48-04:00</date><text>"Daddy, what's that?"
"Why it's Venus, the closest planet to the sun, what's doing down here by the wharf i haven't the foggiest we should probably ask an astronomer"
"I'm a guy you jackass!"</text></comment><comment id="3523549" pub_id="27" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/ee09693dcf797ed3a986b51100bbb869.jpg" url="">caancoha</author><date>2009-08-12T22:10:37-04:00</date><text>Lardo still should cover that shit up, nobody needs to see nipples in a family environment.</text></comment><comment id="3523592" pub_id="29" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/7a8a8bd2fc49076de54153e6ff82b368.jpg" url="">namelessfew</author><date>2009-08-12T22:13:56-04:00</date><text>Fuck that kid's life, not yours.</text></comment><comment id="3523595" pub_id="30" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">Nonamerequired</author><date>2009-08-12T22:15:11-04:00</date><text>LOL my brother is 15 years old and on holiday in Switzerland :O</text></comment><comment id="3523598" pub_id="31" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">justmyluck1212</author><date>2009-08-12T22:15:47-04:00</date><text>hahahhah this can't be FYL ir YDI, it's most definitely FHL</text></comment><comment id="3523614" pub_id="32" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">epicwinmaster</author><date>2009-08-12T22:16:48-04:00</date><text>maybe he should EAT A FUCKING SALAD!!! JESUS CHRIST!! now ive got nothing against fat people, but if you look like a half naked girl? WTF!</text></comment><comment id="3539149" in_reply_to="32" pub_id="150" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/ff19575ee41397eccb2c99a6b5b86d97.jpg" url="">InfamyX13</author><date>2009-08-14T00:28:48-04:00</date><text>LMFAO!
That is all =D</text></comment><comment id="3523644" pub_id="35" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/67018fd4bda9818095590157c988b0ad.jpg" url="">x_Leopard_x</author><date>2009-08-12T22:18:01-04:00</date><text>Lol! Did he really look like a girl? O.o</text></comment><comment id="3523741" pub_id="38" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">dpjbbm</author><date>2009-08-12T22:23:27-04:00</date><text>but wouldn't he be embarassed enough to put on a top without being told?</text></comment><comment id="3523747" pub_id="39" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">lostanon</author><date>2009-08-12T22:23:39-04:00</date><text>So i was in line right. and this fat guy cuts in line, takes off her shirt, and jumps in the wavepool. So i go complain to the supervisor and the rest is history.</text></comment><comment id="3523840" pub_id="41" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">evangldbrg</author><date>2009-08-12T22:30:44-04:00</date><text>It's not a FYL because it's more about the kid, and its not a F the kids life because he deserves it for being a fat fuck.</text></comment><comment id="3523851" pub_id="42" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">luyuqian</author><date>2009-08-12T22:31:24-04:00</date><text>are they droopy? hahahahaahaha</text></comment><comment id="3523939" pub_id="45" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/b63e329d5d4a6f0c5b0f239fe7b71a71.jpg" url="">alexgisforme3</author><date>2009-08-12T22:36:11-04:00</date><text>omfg lol. thats embarassing</text></comment><comment id="3523990" pub_id="46" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/e866a126e11219f7f48363b1083befcc.jpg" url="">JessTrek</author><date>2009-08-12T22:38:49-04:00</date><text>So...we talking a slight slope or the full fried-eggs-hanging-on-a-nail?</text></comment><comment id="3524036" pub_id="47" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">FMLreactor</author><date>2009-08-12T22:45:15-04:00</date><text>Ha ha. FYL</text></comment><comment id="3524185" pub_id="50" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/9742b863df30c1d3ccef62c4179812a8.jpg" url="">firenighthawk</author><date>2009-08-12T22:56:07-04:00</date><text>ROFLMFAO</text></comment><comment id="3524203" pub_id="51" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">letitbe56</author><date>2009-08-12T22:58:26-04:00</date><text>How is YOUR life fucked? You're not the one who can expect the onset of type II diabetes any second now.
And they say obesity is a strictly American epidemic...</text></comment><comment id="3524855" in_reply_to="51" pub_id="67" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/2ec8ec60f1cc0022da897edfd5c43a33.jpg" url="">DarkestSonata</author><date>2009-08-12T23:59:05-04:00</date><text>Plexico,
your comments are always so damn funny, half the time I laugh harder at your comment then at the FML
Keep up the good work</text></comment><comment id="3524277" pub_id="54" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">iFruit</author><date>2009-08-12T23:04:22-04:00</date><text>Hahahaah this wins the award for funniest fml ever. Itd be even funnier if it was the fat boy posting this fml:
Today, my friends and I went to the waterpark. Unfortunately, one of my friends couldn't come because we can't all fit in the car ( I take up two seats ). Anyway, we were having fun but I kept noticing that people were staring and whispering. It got worse when I went into the wave pool. To top it all off, a person who worked there came over and told me that girls aren't allowed to go topless and to cover up. I'm a boy... FML
This fml was not made to offend overweight people, and I apologize if it did. I truly sympathize with people who take up two car seats, and get mistaken as women because of their man boobs.</text></comment><comment id="3524286" pub_id="55" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">fmh123</author><date>2009-08-12T23:04:59-04:00</date><text>now thats funny, the kid so fat he looks like he has boobs</text></comment><comment id="3525085" in_reply_to="56" pub_id="77" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">hannahMlover_not</author><date>2009-08-13T00:19:00-04:00</date><text>other ppl thought he was a girl too</text></comment><comment id="3524405" pub_id="58" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">iFruit</author><date>2009-08-12T23:16:13-04:00</date><text> Cheeseburgerplz, clearly the fat kid did look like a girl as other people were complaining too.</text></comment><comment id="3524419" pub_id="59" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">SirAwesome</author><date>2009-08-12T23:17:25-04:00</date><text>FYL for having to look at a 15 year old with manboobs!</text></comment><comment id="3524460" pub_id="60" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/7d36085c0621fdb70f83eda5353fb487.jpg" url="">snowflake19</author><date>2009-08-12T23:21:17-04:00</date><text>Haha, now THAT'S an FML XD</text></comment><comment id="3524485" pub_id="61" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/d772ee5ef2283ff909b59c01162c572a.jpg" url="">wordgirl</author><date>2009-08-12T23:23:41-04:00</date><text>Manboobies. Sometimes they look so much like a girl that you feel guilty. Porn by deception. :D</text></comment><comment id="3524521" pub_id="62" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">Veolin</author><date>2009-08-12T23:25:38-04:00</date><text>ROFL Im probably gonna get some bad karma for this, but that was FREAKING HILARIOUS! Poor manboobie kid.. xD</text></comment><comment id="3524659" pub_id="64" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">Nandian90</author><date>2009-08-12T23:36:43-04:00</date><text>FHL</text></comment><comment id="3524944" pub_id="69" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/47888d799bd8fe8334be32beabd3d4c1.jpg" url="">AAAAHHHH12</author><date>2009-08-13T00:08:14-04:00</date><text>Moobage! The newest movement in teenage men! :P</text></comment><comment id="3524967" pub_id="71" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">justbea777</author><date>2009-08-13T00:09:24-04:00</date><text>to me that seems more of a FHL, still sucks though</text></comment><comment id="3525019" pub_id="73" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">athos1237</author><date>2009-08-13T00:12:36-04:00</date><text>Time to get the glasses prescription checked. Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!</text></comment><comment id="3525042" pub_id="74" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">onealhart54</author><date>2009-08-13T00:14:06-04:00</date><text>obesity (spelled wrong) is mostly genetic</text></comment><comment id="3525043" pub_id="75" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">somethingawesome</author><date>2009-08-13T00:14:24-04:00</date><text>He still should be wearing a top.</text></comment><comment id="3525075" pub_id="76" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">wackodongo</author><date>2009-08-13T00:18:10-04:00</date><text>poor kid</text></comment><comment id="3525105" pub_id="78" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">Shyman4ever</author><date>2009-08-13T00:22:02-04:00</date><text>Fuck that fatasses life </text></comment><comment id="3525166" pub_id="79" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">JayXL14</author><date>2009-08-13T00:28:04-04:00</date><text>Stories about fat kids never get old.</text></comment><comment id="3525175" pub_id="80" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">Renan</author><date>2009-08-13T00:29:41-04:00</date><text>Fuck that kid's life! Sucks that you had to be the one to tell him that but still... I feel bad for him.</text></comment><comment id="3525201" pub_id="81" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">sockmonkey560</author><date>2009-08-13T00:30:04-04:00</date><text>That boy should be the one writing the fml!</text></comment><comment id="3525253" pub_id="82" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">che_williams</author><date>2009-08-13T00:35:54-04:00</date><text>the funniest fml ever</text></comment><comment id="3525278" pub_id="83" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">the_s1w</author><date>2009-08-13T00:37:15-04:00</date><text>excuse me sir...........you cant park your van on the diving board sir, oh thats your son lol family guy any one?</text></comment><comment id="3525282" pub_id="84" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">Slim_Shady16</author><date>2009-08-13T00:37:52-04:00</date><text>FHL For looking like a topless girl</text></comment><comment id="3525286" pub_id="85" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">flyboy57</author><date>2009-08-13T00:37:56-04:00</date><text>oh shit! LOL!!</text></comment><comment id="3525370" pub_id="87" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">MerriGold</author><date>2009-08-13T00:46:04-04:00</date><text>i kinda wanna see something like
today, i was at a water park in the wave pool when a employee came up to me. he told me its inapporiate for a girl to be topless in public. im a 15 year old boy. FML.
aha funn times man
more fhl then anything.</text></comment><comment id="3525408" pub_id="88" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/bc987033eaab5f352817cd3528200941.jpg" url="">NATALiA_15</author><date>2009-08-13T00:49:25-04:00</date><text>LMFAO :)
This is epic best fml in a while</text></comment><comment id="3525469" pub_id="89" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">skylinediver</author><date>2009-08-13T00:55:59-04:00</date><text>Must have been quite the manboobs.</text></comment><comment id="3525499" pub_id="90" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">sassypoch</author><date>2009-08-13T00:59:48-04:00</date><text>that would be so embarassing for both parties. </text></comment><comment id="3525576" pub_id="91" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/059a6fa27c8fdc891bf5d4d6296c3503.jpg" url="">blacklite69</author><date>2009-08-13T01:07:46-04:00</date><text>If "he" has boobs perky enough to be mistaken for a female's, it's "his" own fault for not taking care of "himself".</text></comment><comment id="3525835" in_reply_to="91" pub_id="97" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">seph23</author><date>2009-08-13T01:32:48-04:00</date><text>it sorta pisses me off when ppl talk shit without knowing the situation... so just do me a favor and look up GYNECOMASTIA in a medical dictionary online or sumthin... i take perty good care of myself and i still have that problem.... so maybe u can get sum knowledge on the subject before talking shit about it....</text></comment><comment id="3526679" in_reply_to="91" pub_id="113" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">batrob</author><date>2009-08-13T03:20:06-04:00</date><text>shut up fatty</text></comment><comment id="3527071" in_reply_to="91" pub_id="118" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">All_I_Need</author><date>2009-08-13T04:00:40-04:00</date><text>You're right. Plus, all FEMALE boobs aren't "perky" or look like pornstar boobs.</text></comment><comment id="3530259" in_reply_to="91" pub_id="139" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">110879</author><date>2009-08-13T11:39:25-04:00</date><text>That's what I was thinking. My husband has gynecomastia, but he had surgery to correct it. He isn't a "fatty", he is actually quite fit (has to be to do his job).</text></comment><comment id="3525714" pub_id="96" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">cheeter</author><date>2009-08-13T01:21:57-04:00</date><text>once i saw a little girl without a top (in a waterpark)
She or he was wearing girls bikini bottoms and had long hair. also her/his brother and dad were with her/him.
Like wtf it was a childrens waterpark!</text></comment><comment id="3525842" pub_id="98" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">_anonymoose_</author><date>2009-08-13T01:33:23-04:00</date><text>more like FHL</text></comment><comment id="3525902" pub_id="99" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/707272606ec6d228cc539f48cc4c37c8.jpg" url="">mit123</author><date>2009-08-13T01:48:06-04:00</date><text>ROFL.
that sucks</text></comment><comment id="3525982" pub_id="101" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/98ebfa65bee9f998a1fd38f495c8e899.jpg" url="">CourtneyDanielle</author><date>2009-08-13T02:00:06-04:00</date><text>In a couple days we'll probably see this posted on the site.
"Today, I was at a water park when one of the supervisors came up to me and said I wasn't allowed in the wave pool without a top. He thought I was a topless girl. I'm a guy. FML"
xD</text></comment><comment id="3526069" pub_id="102" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">noaman</author><date>2009-08-13T02:12:05-04:00</date><text>MOOBS!!!</text></comment><comment id="3526139" pub_id="103" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/095e14d199e7fe9320d3b334c0650db1.jpg" url="">lovely997</author><date>2009-08-13T02:22:42-04:00</date><text>Did you know that girls are allowed to go topless? It's discrimination. We get equal rights. It was even a law in one state I think, or two, because a female got arrested for going topless. She used that argument in court
Fyiiiii;) fyl tho. Yuh must have been embarassed. Haha
</text></comment><comment id="3528591" in_reply_to="103" pub_id="129" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/cb619f595fcd3aac4c06c9006c29a415.jpg" url="">Unregistered</author><date>2009-08-13T09:03:51-04:00</date><text>wow. . . you fucking femenists have to make a case out of everything huh? Next thing you know "how come men get to pay to get into the club? I WANT TO PAY TO GET INTO THE CLUB GOD FUCKING DAM IT THIS IS SEXISM!"</text></comment><comment id="3526207" pub_id="104" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/9946f2304da0c422783d6e0286935707.jpg" url="">deathbunny256</author><date>2009-08-13T02:31:06-04:00</date><text>Imagine if you got a boner from seeing a topless girl in the pool and... wait... no it's just a fat 15 year old guy. </text></comment><comment id="3526234" in_reply_to="104" pub_id="105" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">diarrhea</author><date>2009-08-13T02:35:06-04:00</date><text>story of my life. HOT SHIT.</text></comment><comment id="3526265" pub_id="106" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/ed9a70e9fd7d189bcb51d02c9322a1ef.jpg" url="">omigawdd</author><date>2009-08-13T02:41:04-04:00</date><text>not really an FML for u
more like an FML for the "girl" xD</text></comment><comment id="3526273" pub_id="107" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/3889eaba3cc99424d2592812586d2b2c.jpg" url="">yeppitsme</author><date>2009-08-13T02:41:25-04:00</date><text>hahahahahahahahahahahaha</text></comment><comment id="3526290" pub_id="108" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/ed9a70e9fd7d189bcb51d02c9322a1ef.jpg" url="">omigawdd</author><date>2009-08-13T02:43:22-04:00</date><text>not really an FML for u
more like an FML for the "girl" xD</text></comment><comment id="3526300" pub_id="109" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">cmac86</author><date>2009-08-13T02:45:53-04:00</date><text>think about this. as ice is added to a drink, the higher it gets. this whale/bouy probably increased the water height by at least a yard (3 feet). </text></comment><comment id="3526335" pub_id="111" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">beertime36</author><date>2009-08-13T02:50:55-04:00</date><text>i can't picture that. how can someone mistake a fat boy for a topless woman?</text></comment><comment id="3526447" pub_id="112" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">sarinninja</author><date>2009-08-13T03:06:39-04:00</date><text>well as a fat guy I must say this is funny. but come on? was it not clear he was a male? I think you must be a moron. </text></comment><comment id="3526764" pub_id="114" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/4e4f6dd1b7503f3ee6cdfed5651775d5.jpg" url="">prriiiincesss</author><date>2009-08-13T03:24:14-04:00</date><text>okay that freakin sucks! lmaoo</text></comment><comment id="3527308" pub_id="120" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">celiba</author><date>2009-08-13T04:45:12-04:00</date><text>oh, were you working at the alpamare? :D</text></comment><comment id="3528191" pub_id="123" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/f68bb9362c0e5b7b9d492f9fe1f929ec.jpg" url="">popemichael</author><date>2009-08-13T08:08:08-04:00</date><text>Dude! You met Chris Griffin from Family Guy!
Lucky bastard!</text></comment><comment id="3528205" pub_id="124" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/95046d62e3014c064694d49d7e671272.jpg" url="">Raheemdplayer</author><date>2009-08-13T08:09:28-04:00</date><text>This should be a FML for the fat kid? But I understand how awkward that would be if I was in your shoes, but that kid should not be so damn fat! And it wasn't your fault, the people at the pool said he was a girl so you presumed he was.</text></comment><comment id="3528278" pub_id="126" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">4ube</author><date>2009-08-13T08:20:33-04:00</date><text>Well it's FYL because he had to obey to people complaining (and having bad sight) and he had to be the one confronting the kid. He was the one embarassed and ashamed of beleiving a bunch of holier than thou dudes who say it's wrong to be shirtless in the pool..</text></comment><comment id="3528853" pub_id="130" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">gargoyle666</author><date>2009-08-13T09:47:16-04:00</date><text>This isn't really a FML unless you were overcome by an urge to motorboat the fatty.</text></comment><comment id="3529195" pub_id="131" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">291togo</author><date>2009-08-13T10:22:56-04:00</date><text>It's quite common to see young kids 90lbs overweight. Tragic too. But instead of people making comments and dogging their fat asses, now we're stuck paying their medical bills and unemployment. Move them to Japan and let them swim in the ocean. The whalers will solve the problem. </text></comment><comment id="3529268" pub_id="132" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/b8628d23202aa4ecc360638bb76389af.jpg" url="">DevineLegacy</author><date>2009-08-13T10:28:17-04:00</date><text>AWKARD! but not your fault. more like FHL for being mistaken for a girl. other people thought he was a girl too so its not your fault</text></comment><comment id="3529779" pub_id="136" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">alli1</author><date>2009-08-13T11:00:55-04:00</date><text>that kinda sucks for the kid...not u. i still laughed. that must've been a really awkward conversation "sorry miss but u need to put a shirt on or im going to have to kick you out." "im a boy!" lol</text></comment><comment id="3529987" pub_id="137" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">kidsthesedays123</author><date>2009-08-13T11:14:25-04:00</date><text>Moobs are certainly going to bring about the downfall of society. FHL</text></comment><comment id="3530229" pub_id="138" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">110879</author><date>2009-08-13T11:37:31-04:00</date><text>More like FHL. That had to be embarassing. Maybe he has gynecomastia?</text></comment><comment id="3530395" in_reply_to="138" pub_id="140" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">cryinglightning</author><date>2009-08-13T11:52:32-04:00</date><text>or maybe he was just fat :L</text></comment><comment id="3532837" pub_id="141" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">conan6</author><date>2009-08-13T15:57:42-04:00</date><text>The fat kid deserved it. </text></comment><comment id="3533253" pub_id="142" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">Gradius</author><date>2009-08-13T16:17:25-04:00</date><text>Boobs are only offensive and horrible if they belong to a woman in the eyes of the law? Oh indecent exposure, you make me lol.</text></comment><comment id="3534121" pub_id="143" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">manderpander</author><date>2009-08-13T17:10:00-04:00</date><text>This shit is so sexist. Either nipples are offensive or they aren't. Men have to wear bikini tops too, or women shouldn't have to either. Ugh.</text></comment><comment id="3535968" pub_id="146" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/4e72b1780802e919d1dba4d6d1901f9a.jpg" url="">Rydizzle</author><date>2009-08-13T19:24:25-04:00</date><text>hahahaha O holy crap thats embarassing</text></comment><comment id="3537747" pub_id="147" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">thereitgo</author><date>2009-08-13T22:10:09-04:00</date><text>ahahaha. faved. the guy probably had like sort of long hair like down to his jawline or whatever that could be mistaken for a girl's short haircut. to all the people arguing that girls should be allowed to go around topless, or they are allowed but it's taboo, be my guest. we would all like to see that (unless you're ugly/fat, THEN is when you should cover up)</text></comment><comment id="3537794" pub_id="148" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">lnf9ohfour</author><date>2009-08-13T22:14:11-04:00</date><text>fuck his life, not yours lmao.</text></comment><comment id="3538363" pub_id="149" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">Paige_Nicole10</author><date>2009-08-13T23:03:56-04:00</date><text>sorry this is a fuck his life. you should have informed him lettuce doesnt count if its on a big mac</text></comment><comment id="3539714" pub_id="155" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">DomyDamsy</author><date>2009-08-14T01:40:00-04:00</date><text>ydi for dissing a fat kid</text></comment><comment id="3566771" pub_id="164" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">Sammo1849</author><date>2009-08-16T06:30:44-04:00</date><text>that should emberass him into losing some weight that fatty</text></comment><comment id="3575776" pub_id="165" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">saaammiee123</author><date>2009-08-16T22:34:50-04:00</date><text>'Today i was swimming when some guy came up to me and told me that i had to put a top on because topless girls werent aloud, im a 15 year old guy FML'
thats a better fml then yours</text></comment><comment id="3600077" pub_id="166" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/84e3e408bc3aaf2cbe522103a06cf08d.jpg" url="">LINARES</author><date>2009-08-18T19:39:25-04:00</date><text>Willy is back !!!</text></comment><comment id="3603542" pub_id="167" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">CountryGal</author><date>2009-08-19T01:31:00-04:00</date><text>That poor kid. How humiliating for him.</text></comment><comment id="3771577" pub_id="169" staff="0"><author photo="http://cdn.betacie.com/fmylife/data/en/membres/mid/ca4725cdae048e30734a6132a18878af.jpg" url="">causeless</author><date>2009-09-01T20:48:11-04:00</date><text>I bet he knows how to use those tits :p</text></comment><comment id="4459034" pub_id="170" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">damiksta</author><date>2009-11-21T21:30:18-05:00</date><text>HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH</text></comment><comment id="4813916" pub_id="171" staff="0"><author photo="" url="">heroinchic</author><date>2010-01-08T15:05:26-05:00</date><text>Aw. Yes, definitely more of a FHL.
I think it would have been great if he posted here about the experience the same day.</text></comment></comments><active_key>4b3b937b78d3f</active_key><code>1</code><pubdate>2010-01-17T13:32:50-05:00</pubdate><language>en</language><errors/></root>