Acme::Llama - An object-oriented interface to llamas.
use strict; use warnings; use Acme::Llama; my $llama = Acme::Llama->new; $llama->feed; $llama->play; $llama->sacrifice;
This module provides a simplistic, but powerful, interface to the Lama glama.
Create a new llama, all by yourself! :)
A well-fed llama is a happy llama. The perl Gods like happy llamas. Too much food makes a sad llama though. :( No one likes a sad llama.
[Technical details: returns 1 for a happy hungry llama, and returns for a big full llama. ]
A good llama trainer should play often with their llama, as this makes them happy. Llamas get tired though, and then they don't like to play, they need rest instead then.
[Technical details: returns 1 for a llama that wants to play more, and returns for a llama that needs a nap. ]
Sometimes, even the big llamas get tired. When llamas are tired, they need a nap to make them feel better! But, if the llama isn't tired, making it try to take a nap will make it a sad llama. :(
Ah, we finally have reached the last goal of all good llamas. Sacrificing to the Perl gods. You'd best hope your llama was happy enough, or death to your Perl script will come! :(
Alexandria Marie Wolcott <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Copyright (c) Alexandria Marie Wolcott
This module may be used, modified, and distributed under BSD license. See the beginning of this file for said license.