
Acme-PricelessMethods - Acme-PricelessMethods

This document describes Acme-PricelessMethods version 0.01

use Acme::PricelessMethods;
my $acmer = Acme::PricelessMethods->new;
$acmer->universe_still_exists() or exit;

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Creates a new Acme-PricelessMethods object.
my $acmer = Acme-PricelessMethods->new();
Returns true if perl is available somewhere.
if ( $acmer->is_perl_installed ) {
# do something with perl
}
Returns true if the mochine is on.
if ( $acmer->is_machine_on ) {
# do something with the machine
}
Returns true if universe still exists.
if ( $acmer->universe_still_exists ) {
# do something with universe
}
Returns true if the program is running.
if ( $acmer->is_program_running ) {
# do something
}
Returns true if time is moving forward.
if ( $acmer->is_time_moving_forward ) {
# do something
}
else {
# undo something (might not work if time is stopped)
}
Returns true if true is true.
if ( $acmer->is_true_true ) {
# use true
}

Jose Castro <cog@cpan.org>

This module is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself.