Acme::Crap - Carp with more feeling
This document describes Acme::Crap version 0.001002
use Acme::Crap; crap "there was a problem"; crap! "there was a bad problem"; crap!! "there was a really bad problem"; crap!!! "there was a really very bad problem";
Load the module. Now you can spell
carp more scatologically, and with as many trailing exclamation marks as you need to satisfy your degree of frustration.
Always exports the
crap subroutine, which works just like
carp but allows trailing exclamation marks on the sub name, for emphasis.
crap is a diagnostic.
Acme::Crap requires no configuration files or environment variables.
Uses string constant overloading, so potentially incompatible with all other modules that use string constant overloading.
No actual incompatibilities reported.
No bugs have been reported.
Please report any bugs or feature requests to
email@example.com, or through the web interface at http://rt.cpan.org.
Copyright (c) 2010, Damian Conway
<DCONWAY@cpan.org>. All rights reserved.
This module is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself. See perlartistic.
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