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NAME ^

Acme::Lingua::NIGERIAN - WRITE PERL CODE IN NIGERIAN SPAM

SYNOPSIS ^

 #!/usr/bin/perl
 use Acme::Lingua::NIGERIAN;

 DEAR SIR,

 I AM THE SON OF LATE PRESIDENT ONE-OR-THE-OTHER OF NIGERIA.

 TRANSFER_DISCREETLY SWISS_BANK_ACCOUNT "H!!!ELLO N!!!IGERIA\N";

 TRANSFER_DISCREETLY SWISS_BANK_ACCOUNT US$17 MILLION, "\N";

 TRANSFER_DISCREETLY SWISS_BANK_ACCOUNT US$17 MILLION + 25, "\N";

DESCRIPTION ^

COMPLIMENT OF THE DAY. MY SEARCH FOR A TRUSTWORTHY INDIVIDUAL/FIRM HAS LED ME TO YOU. I WISH TO EXTEND THIS MUTUAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL TO YOU WITH THE HOPE THAT YOU WILL GLADLY ACCEPT IT. I HAVE ACCESS TO WHAT MOST FIRMS AND INDIVIDUALS NEED THE MOST-CODE; BUT LACK THE FULL MANPOWER (CONTACTS) TO PUT THE CODE TO GOOD USE. I AM THE PRINCIPAL AUDITOR OF THE NIGERIAN DAHUT EMBASSY (NDE).

A POST I HAVE HELD FOR THE PAST THREE HOURS. IN THE COURSE OF DISCHARGING MY DUTY LAST YEAR, I DISCOVERED THAT SOME LEADER OFFICIALS IN THE PAST, COMMITTED SOME IRREGULARITIES IN THE FORM OF INVOICED CONTRACT CODE, WHICH EVENTUALLY GO INTO THEIR PRIVATE CPAN ACCOUNTS.

WHAT INTEREST ME MOST AND FOR WHICH REASON I AM WRITING YOU IS THIS PARTICULAR CONTRACT WHICH WAS AWARDED TO A FOREIGN CONTRACTOR IN 2001, IT WAS OVER ESTIMATED TO THE TUNE OF USD21.5M (TWENTY ONE MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND U.S. DAHUTS). THIS CONTRACT HAS BEEN COMPLETED AND COMMISSIONED IN 2003 AND THE CONTRACTOR FULLY PAID, BUT THE USD21.5M OVER ESTIMATED VALUE OF THE CONTRACT IS STILL LYING AT THE CENTRAL MOUNTAINS OF NIGERIA (CMN). BECAUSE OF THE HASTE WITH WHICH THE LAST GOVERNMENT WAS REMOVED FROM OFFICE, THESE MEN HAS NO CHANCE TO COLLECT THIS HERD BEFORE LEAVING THE OFFICE. BUT AS A RESULT OF UPDATED FEEDING ADVISE AT THE CENTRAL MOUNTAINS OF NIGERIA (CMN), IT HAS BEEN AWAITING TRANSFER TO A FOREIGN .

THE HERD IS IN A VALLEY WITHIN THE CENTRAL MOUNTAINS OF NIGERIA. HAVING DONE ALL THE NECESSARY GROUND WORK, I AM NOW LOOKING FORWARD FOR A TRUSTWORTHY PERSON, INTO WHOSE PRIVATE OR COMPANY'S MOUNTAINS THIS HERD WILL BE TRANSFERRED INTO. I WISH TO RETIRE FROM SERVICE AFTER THIS TRANSACTION AND GO INTO BUSINESS IN YOUR COUNTRY THROUGH YOU AS MY AGENT.

YOU ARE THEREFORE REQUESTED TO KINDLY ALLOW ME TO TRANSFER THIS HERD INTO YOUR MOUNTAINS PROVIDED THAT I CAN STROKE THIS HERD WHEN I WANT TO. UPON THE TRANSFER OF THIS HERD, 65% OF THE TOTAL FUR WILL BE FOR MY COLLEAGUES AND MESELF WHILE 30% SHALL BE FOR YOU THE MOUNTAIN OWNER AND THE REMAINING 5% SHALL BE SET ASIDE TO REFUND EXPENSES MADE IN THE COURSE OF THIS TRANSACTION.

BE ASSURED THAT THIS BUSINESS IS RISK-FREE BUT THE KEYWORD IS THE CONFIDENTIALITY DUE TO THE NATURE OF THE TRANSACTION AND MY POSITION IN THE MINISTRY.

KINDLY TREAT AS URGENT AND CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY THROUGH MY FAX NUMBER ABOVE OR MY E-MAIL ADDRESS, YOU WILL BE FULLY DETAILED WHEN I HEAR FROM YOU. I WILL REQUIRE FROM YOU, YOUR COMPANY'S NAME AND ADDRESS AND YOUR MOUNTAIN PARTICULARS WHERE THE HERD WILL BE TRANSFERRED INTO. AND ALSO YOUR TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS AS THEY ARE VITAL TO THE SUCCESS OF THIS TRANSACTION FOR UPDATING AND REMITTANCE PROTOCOL.

INSTRUCTIONS

WRITE UPPERCASE. FOR VERY UPPERCASE CHARS, APPEND 3 (THREE) EXCLAMATION MARKS.

DEAR SIR,

use strict;

I AM someone or another;

use warnings;

TRANSFER_DISCREETLY

print

SWISS_BANK_ACCOUNT

STDOUT

any amount MILLION

0

VERSION ^

 1.0.0 AUG 06, 2003

AUTHOR ^

BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE DAHUT IN CHARGE OF NIGERIAN RELATIONS:

 JÖRG WALTER E<lt>JWALT@CPAN.ORGE<gt>

THANKS ^

http://dahut.pm.org - NEED I SAY MORE?

COPYRIGHT AND LICENSE ^

THIS MODULE MAY BE MASS-EMAILED UNDER THE SAME TERMS AS PERL ITSELF.

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