Acme::DeepThoughts - Jack Handey does perl
use Acme::DeepThoughts print "Hello world";
The first time you run a program under
use Acme::DeepThoughts, the module removes all the unsightly printable characters from your source file. The code continues to work exactly as it did before, but now it contains a Deep Thought.
These deep thoughts were collected from <http://deepthoughts.330.ca/>, which is a site "dedicated to the quotes that used to appear on the hit TV show, Saturday Night Live (SNL)."
Please don't report bugs ;) But if you really really need to, go to <http://rt.cpan.org/NoAuth/Bugs.html?Dist=Acme-DeepThoughts> or send mail to <bug-Acme-DeepThoughts#rt.cpan.org>
D. H. (PODMASTER)
This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself.
The full text of the license can be found in the LICENSE file included with this module.