Acme::Throw - For when code makes you want to throw something.
use Acme::Throw; # code that does stuff... die "something bad happened"
perl -MAcme::Throw /path/to/program.pl
THIS CODE IS CRAP! IT'S SO BAD IT MAKES THE COMPUTER ANGRY!!!
Do you feel that the error messages in your code don't express your frustration with enough oomph? Do screens full of stack dumps fill you with a deep-seated rage?
Have you ever wanted to simply flip a table each time your program dies with a cryptic, useless exception?
NOW YOU CAN.
I felt I needed to one-up Chris Devers after he posted the bash-equivalent of this on facebook.