Lingua::EN::Namegame - Creates a "Name-Game" verse from a name (or word)
This document describes version 0.04 of Lingua::EN::Namegame, released January 01, 2003.
use Lingua::EN::Namegame; $verse = name2verse ('Marsha'); print $verse;
Or, more simply, at your OS command prompt:
name2verse.pl Marsha # script provided with module
Marsha Marsha bo Barsha, Banana Fanna Fo Farsha, Fee Fi Mo-arsha MARSHA!
Or, for extra policital correctness
name2verse_nonprofane.pl Bart # script provided with module
Sorry, the verse for Bart contains a profane word.
name2verse is a subroutine that generates a rhyming verse based on a name (or word), in accordance with the "rhyming algorithm" documented in the lyrics of the famous 1960's song The Name Game, by Shirley Ellis.
A presentation based on this program was featured as a Lightning Talk at the North American Yet Another Perl Conference (YAPC::NA) in St. Louis MO, USA, on 6/28/2002.
Thanks to the foresight of the moderator (MJD), the presentation was scheduled as the last one for the day, providing us ample time to delve into extra-curricular shenanigans after the technical part of the presentation.
And few present will ever forget the spine-tingling effect of 300+ deranged Perl fanatics giving song to the rhyming verses for various Perl built-in functions, including map, grep, split, and of course, the especially euphonious wantarray:
Wantarray Wantarray bo Bantarray, Banana Fanna Fo Fantarray, Fee Fi Mo Mantarray WANTARRAY!
Notice the way this oddly chosen function name smoothly metamorphoses into a denizen of the deep in the penultimate line!
And some thought Larry had goofed up by not calling it wantlist instead. Poppycock!
Hey, that's not a bad word itself; let's try it!
Poppycock Poppycock bo Boppycock, Banana Fanna Fo Foppycock, Fee Fi Mo Moppycock POPPYCOCK!
Which reminds me that some actual human names, such as Bart and especially Chuck, give rise to really rousingly ribald rhymes, which has often led to embarassing outbursts of blushing and snickering in our Perl training classes. One solution is to use the supplied name2verse_nonprofane.pl script to identify and filter-out verses that are judged to contain profane words. It does this through use of the "profanity matching regex" of Damian Conway's Regexp::Common module.
This program was inspired by "One-Liner #40", in The Perl Journal #15, Fall 1999, p. 11., by Sean M. Burke, which used a simplified version of the algorithm for succinctness:
s<^([bcdfghjklmnpqrstvwxyz]*)(\w+).*> <$1$2 $1$2 $1o $1$2/Bonana-Fanna-Fo-F$2/Fe Fi Mo M$2/$1$2!>i;
In contrast, this module aims to comply with the actual rhyming rules of the song, as documented in http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palladium/1306/shirley.htm.
-> "Dave Dave"
-> "Bo Bave"
-> "banana Fanna Fo Fave"
-> "Fee Fi Mo Mave"
Modified versions of rules 2-4 apply to Names starting with B, F, or M.
say "Bo" and then Name without the initial B:
-> "Bo-ob" (for Bob) -> "Bo-rian" (for Brian) -> "Bo-lanche" (for Blanche)
instead of "Banana Fanna Fo" Fred:
-> "Banana Fanna" B<Fo-red>
instead of "Fee Fi Mo" Marsha:
-> "Fee Fi" B<Mo-arsha>
Please let me know if you find any bugs.
Tim Maher Consultix firstname.lastname@example.org http://www.teachmeperl.com
Copyright (c) 2002, Timothy F. Maher. All rights reserved.
This module is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself.